New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Beans are a magical fruit if you're on mushrooms.

   By Bever Hopox, July 23, 2014
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2. Who's your gardener? James Garner?!

   By Bernard_Shakey, July 22, 2014   

   • RIP
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3. ...

   By allenpwilliams, July 23, 2014
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4. Are you high right now? Because your ass looks amazing.

   By PeePoPo, July 23, 2014
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5. This celebration of bratwurst is a real sausage fest.

   By Dhalgren, July 23, 2014
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6. If life gives you lemons, pee in the pitcher and call it lemonade because hey...free lemons!

   By NikGomez, July 23, 2014
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7. Rockford wouldn't have had so many files laying around if he had just backed 'em up, on the cloud.

   By Bernard_Shakey, July 22, 2014   

   • http://www.carbonite.com/
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8. A handful of people? How small are these people!

   By travisdunsmuir, July 22, 2014
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9. Hey Whitney, you can exhale already.

   By Kevinpalooza, July 22, 2014
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10. What kind of question is that? Twelve. Obviously. Its a ladybug picnic ain't it?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 22, 2014
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11. When all's said and done, you'll never eat a hamburger like my buddy Ted.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 22, 2014
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12. Eat it, Sit on it, just don't smear it on your face.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 22, 2014
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13. ...

    By allenpwilliams, July 22, 2014
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14. Don't worry, it's not blood it's just ketchup...mixed with blood.

    By samschilling22, July 22, 2014
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15. William's weak wenus worried Wembley. Werner won with wet wrists.

    By Bever Hopox, July 21, 2014
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16. that chicken didn't get in yer belly by signing checks, Holden Caulfield....

    By KrangkaDelic, July 22, 2014
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17. You, Sir, you have insulted my honor and my integrity! I, hereby, challenge you to a break-dancing battle at dawn!

    By SeñorFartFace, July 22, 2014
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18. The Entire Gettysburg Address

    By insomniac, July 22, 2014
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    • July 22, 2014

19. I put the Q in dyslexia

    By SeñorFartFace, July 22, 2014
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20. 9/11 Was a conspiracy; I live in Russia and it happened on 9/12

    By insomniac, July 22, 2014
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21. Clearly outline your stinking process.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 21, 2014
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22. CAUTION: Not to be used on heating appliances. Suitable for use at no more than 93 degrees C (200 F)

    By jaymanthegreat, July 21, 2014
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23. Spare the rod, spoil the child. You know what I say, spoil the child, name them Rodney.

    By Dhalgren, July 21, 2014
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24. Pinocchio's nose knows new No-Nos.

    By Bever Hopox, July 21, 2014
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25. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight shipping rates may apply. Looking at you Canada

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, June 17, 2014   

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