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1. I've just invested all my money to build a pyramid and it's literally a scheme come true!

   By Dhalgren, July 19, 2014
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2. It's VERY erotic!

   By JuliaWDHarrison, July 18, 2014
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3. Knock knock Bon bon belly full of tauntaun. Loop loop no hair sprawled on a lawn chair chillin

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 18, 2014
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4. I submit to and welcome our new porcine overlords.

   By JulieMoser, July 18, 2014
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5. Just saw 12 Angry Men. Quite mild for a gay porn.

   By jaymanthegreat, July 18, 2014
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   • July 21, 2014

6. Hi-yah! Kick! Hi-yah! Why can't I beat you Menopause?!?

   By Tedman, July 18, 2014
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7. Superglued your butt together? Try some Kryptosolvent.

   By jaymanthegreat, July 18, 2014
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8. German chocolate, Swedish Fish, Dutch cannabis... dems be my sex moves.

   By jaymanthegreat, July 18, 2014
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9. When everyone else stands to dance, be sure you're already on the floor flopping like a rainbow trout.

   By jaymanthegreat, July 18, 2014
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10. there wouldn't be language if not for a monkeys' cock - am I right, ladies?

    By KrangkaDelic, July 18, 2014
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11. I drove my Ford to the levee. It just wasn't the same.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 18, 2014
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12. Today, yesterday, next Tuesday afternoon. These are all days.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 18, 2014
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13. 8===D - - - 0:

    By Bernard_Shakey, July 18, 2014
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14. Stay tuned.. one of today's guests will be sacrificed in accordance with Earwolf scripture, followed by my a capella rendition of Chicago's "You're..

    By Kevinpalooza, July 18, 2014
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15. ...

    By allenpwilliams, July 18, 2014
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    • July 21, 2014

16. In which we separate the men toys from the boy toys . . .

    By Dhalgren, July 17, 2014
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17. I used to be a taint model

    By SockHopperman, July 17, 2014
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18. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy... OI VEY!

    By BLOOOR, July 17, 2014
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19. Call me Poppa Smurf...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, July 17, 2014
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20. Birthdays are for assholes and we're assholes for having one.

    By JoeMcgregor, July 17, 2014   

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21. Today's show is a bit of a crapshoot.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, July 17, 2014
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22. Grab a box of tissues, because here's a sad fact: sometimes baby pandas die.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 17, 2014
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23. Can pants made of hemp get grass stains?

    By AprilFoolsRebel, July 17, 2014
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24. Language is the greatest achievement of human reason. Fart, twerk, goobers.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 17, 2014
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25. genghis khan has armpit vaginas

    By KrangkaDelic, July 17, 2014
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    • July 17, 2014