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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can dream of a clownfish, but all he'll do is laugh at you.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. Shred: To surf aggressively (also see "Hot-Dogging").

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  3. Live bicuriously through Scott Aukerman on this week's Comedy Gang Bang!

    By rod aug,
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    • 741 views

  4. "I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm Ms. Rubble now" said Barney's newly divorced mother

    By urbanminstrel,   
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  5. I suggest it was General Custer, at Little Bighorn, with the candlestick.

    By Dhalgren,
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  6. Maybe she's born with it, but it looks cancerous to me.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 888 views

  7. "Real eyes realize real eyes," Bob said to Derrick knowing very well how sensitive he was about his glass eye. Bob is a real dickhead.

    By dalbear,
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  8. "Put a cork in it!" Jeremy yelled to the waiter holding the open bottle of wine who wouldn't shut the fuck up about his band.

    By dalbear,
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    • 915 views

  9. Welcome to the only podcast with that fresh, new car smell.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 671 views

  10. Give a man a fish, shame on you. Teach a man to fish? Shame on me.

    By enwick,
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    • 739 views

  11. You know what they say, if you say horse corpse three times fast, your girlfriend's parents will look at your differently.

    By enwick,
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    • 660 views

  12. If love is a battlefield be sure to carry a Uzi in your pants.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Knowing the dual function of the damselfly penis as you do, I knew you'd appreciate the japing routines contained within Kobolds' manilla envelopes. F

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Ninjas probably wear pajamas because they like to shuriken their responsibilities.

    By Dhalgren,
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  15. As long as you live under my roof, I keep the foreskin.

    By FrancisRizzo3,
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  16. Today's catchphrase goes here.

    By FrancisRizzo3,
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  17. I'm Lil Moosey. I'm a very small moose. They call me Lil Moosey cuz I'm a very small moose.

    By AlexNichols,
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    • 914 views

  18. Nothing says "I have a beard" better than growing one.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 630 views

  19. All things are shipshape and ship-shaped when you're on the Enterprise.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 730 views

  20. World cup semi finals are heating up, after sustaining injury and close shave victories will Brazils' fanatical home team support system be able...

    By RickCasillas,
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    • 769 views

  21. Comedy's meant to be scene and not herd.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 672 views

  22. Hollywood days, New York nights, Moscow Mornings...

    By theegreg,
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    • 544 views

  23. Two wrongs don't make a right, BUT...

    By theegreg,
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    • 657 views

  24. Well, there goes the maidenhood.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 659 views

  25. You got beef with the sous chef San Pedro? Get behind the line cook in the kitchen Alfredo

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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