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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She was young, dumb, and full of kumquat.

    By Dhalgren,
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  2. Some people called me the Space Cowboy, oh sure, and where are those scumfucks now?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 648 views

  3. First there was "sweet-pussing...

    By ErringMason,
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  4. I see you found my gravy straw mother, now let me explain.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Drowning in his own affluence, Richie Rich finally came to realize the value of a dollar and the price of swimming in it.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 636 views

  6. 25% off, 30% on. The rest is just creme filling.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. Rap Dog Daddy presents: "Hell Tremendous" - a real lick spittle grandstand, we guarantee.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 642 views

  8. Scott Aukerman here with a film pitch. I don’t have characters or a storyline yet, but the title is “Olestra Anal Leakage” and I want an all-racist...

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 615 views

  9. Desperate times call for desperate pleasures.

    By ClarkeCameron,
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  10. I've heard of Myrtle Beach days,

    By ClarkeCameron,
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  11. Then you go bang bang, that's your home adress, you go bang bang, when your life's a mess, you go bang bang, it's a comedy podcast show.

    By JeroenWillemse,
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  12. I have the eyes of a viper, the legs of a chair, the ass of a donkey, and the ear of a corn, what am I? Dear God! WHAT AM I?!?

    By Dhalgren,
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  13. Sometimes the right move and the only move is a beer in the shower

    By JaJunk,
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  14. What's up, Sweathog? Welcome to Kotter-y Back Back!

    By Joe Lerini,
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  15. To achieve ego death on Dagobah; Yoga say, Dalai Lama do. Tarot chi go maybe so? Squish, like crepes. Who's wet?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  16. If God didn't want me to masturbate, then why'd he make my hands boobs so big? Badoinky Shloink.

    By NicholasSchleder,
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    • 900 views

  17. Mediocre, obscure, "comedic" phrase. This will be chosen for sure.

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  18. When you eat a triangle, you still poop a square

    By barrycrabb,
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  19. Diabetes in the U.K. welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By ZackCleveland,
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  20. Enjoy Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters!

    By ZackCleveland,
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  21. Last guy'a call Elvis gay in this hair saloon's wearing blue suede shoes on his hands to help him keep pushin' up them daisies, huh?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Stop! Or my teenwolf will stand by me.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. You know how sometimes you're hosting a podcast and it's starting and you have to introduce yourself and the show? That.

    By GregoryGWelshJr.,
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  24. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm your host, Scott Aukerman. What I mean by that is that all of you are parasites. Dirty goddamn parasites.

    By Skeevins,
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  25. My Name's Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say, let's start the show in a rappin' way!

    By TechnicalityNoDownBooOver,   
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