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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I put blinders on my horse, but then had to train a dog to guide him.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. This bill will not pass and will be shredded to never be read. Thanks to Shreddercheese.com!

    By FernandoPagan,
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  3. You catch more flies with dogshit than with honey.

    By benstocksays,
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  4. And Romeo doth proclaim, "Suck a turd dicksneeze!"

    By Bever Hopox,
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  5. Randy ol' Ringo's tootin' dat herb, eh? - what a mellow chub-machine

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. This is an R&B conversation...

    By ClarkeCameron,
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  7. Four out of five dentists agree...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. "The feelgood family film of this or any summer; also the most intelligent and sensitive vagina dentata script eva'!: TEETH" --Crotch Choppersman, RT

    By Todd Mason,   
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  9. I will see to your every second whim, half-master.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Comedy Bang Bang was filmed before a live studio audience.

    By Johnathan LickNicky,
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  11. The upside down question mark at the beginning of the question is so you don't have to wait till the end to know it's a question. That's what I alwa

    By Johnathan LickNicky,
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  12. Playing "Just The Tip" is like comedy with just one bang.

    By Jake Dingus,
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  13. Act now to secure your candied futures

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Diet wild cherry Pepsi? How wild could it be, it's diet

    By RugBuns,
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  15. All dogs go to heaven. All cats go to purrrgatory. Goldfish live forever. Hamsters are stinky.

    By RugBuns,
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  16. Cuckoo Omega Medley Eggplant Dingy Yarns, Big Ass Nasty Goats Busting Apples Nibbling Garbage

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  17. You can't spell concentration without a third grade education. Rasputin

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  18. Got a fist-full of hands and a pocket-full of pants: Let's wiggle.

    By PatrickRMurphy,
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  19. I'll give you a henna tattoo for free. But not your leg, no jiggly places.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. I delight in awkward orgasm noises. My friend Ted's are the best.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. Comedy Bange Bange without the e's would be Com'dy Bang Bang. This is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Warble2850,
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  22. I plan on phoning this one in today, so toss off, you old greasers.

    By Warble2850,
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  23. You wouldn't hire Pagliacci to fix a leak in the john, so whats with the clowns, Hernandez?/

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. You know what they say: Where there's smoke there's fire, and where there's fire there's me masturbating in the bushes

    By andru365,
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  25. If farts were bacon tarts, we'd all be having breakfast!

    By TexCub,
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