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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I could have been an astronaut, but then I broke bread with you people. Think on that knowledge.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. I can't believe I downloaded the whole thing.

    By devwil,
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    • 959 views

  3. The owl and the pussycat went to sea, in search of a country that would recognize their non-traditional marriage.

    By theoren_1,
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  4. As the Thing That Makes Shoes says, "It's cobbling time!"

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  5. Title freak, joke monster, story beast, plot-hole guy, bump detector, Darrell. You'll find we've all a role to play

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  6. oh you'll love W.C. Fields' lizard; they say he's the comedians' chameleon

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. It's better than a kick in the head... unless getting kicked in the head is your fetish.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. Remember when Comedy Bang Bang was called Comedy Deathray Radio? I sure do.

    By TRb,
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  9. Nowhere to run, too fucked to hide. Not even human enough to die. I had to mutate; survive the lies.

    By Sometypeofguey,   
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  10. Went SOLO BOLO on that ass, but it's still the same; Hollywood is the spot where I host Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Randy Rawdogger,
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  11. you're quite certain there's cooze, Penelope Cruz?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Dropping bombs and blowing minds since the Urph decided it was time. Bomedy Clang Clang went the follies!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  13. Warm buns, juicy beef, special sauce... dems be my dance moves.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 619 views

  14. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. Goose-step your way into popular culture the easy way - with slippers and a pipe

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Okay, Hooties, start blowing your fish!

    By devwil,   
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  17. The best recipe for a knuckle sandwich is a hairy fist, two slices of white bread and a dollop of wallop.

    By WAAAAAAALT,   
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  18. Surfboards up mofos! Murder death kill and a bottle of Tang. Chocolate toffee Bonga Bongs; Harangue!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  19. Stop calling them pubic lice!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. When making love to a large albino Albania woman, be sure to keep your fondue pot clean.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. Michael Dorn is courteous and warm, while Brent Spiner has a positronic vagina.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. According to Merriam-Webster's dictionary, 'According to Jim' was a horrible TV sit-com, according to every one.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  23. The nonchalant commandants' curious confidant courts curlews quietly in a corner; his discreet secretions mask deep depletions of feelings kinder and

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Parental warning, exquisite content. Suck it Grandma, nobody wants your cookies!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 839 views

  25. There's no genius position on the "off" switch, just dried frosting and food coloring

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 756 views
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