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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I did not come here to chew bubblegum or kick ass. I'm simply looking for the restroom

    By JamesMcKeon,
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  2. I believe it was sainted philosopher Thomas Aquinas who forewarned humanity: ”Don’t fuck with the babysitter!”

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 710 views

  3. When in Rome, build it in a day, because all roads lead there.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  4. Only professional conductors with a sense of acoustics can prevent forest choirs.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  5. To the Victor belong the spoils! Victor Frankenstein that is and his spoiled corpses.

    By Dhalgren,
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  6. I get paid in Bitchcoins...but my god it sucks.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. We all know that old Chinese proverb - "Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?"

    By LilyWilliams,
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  8. Why can't I shit AND get off the pot? Shouldn't be poo-tually exclusive.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Just waiting for the reverb from the theme song to die down.

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  10. When life gives you lemons, hey, FREE LEMONS! Not too shabby. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Hot Dog,
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  11. I've heard of catching some rays, but catching some PHRASE? Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By Hot Dog,
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    • 757 views

  12. Salmonella

    By benstocksays,
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  13. I like the old soap better, it had just the right amount of pneumonia.

    By FernandoPagan,
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  14. (Darth Vader voice) NO LUKE, I AM.....your host Scott Aukerman, this is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By JackRamsey,
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  15. Comedy Gang Bang

    By sosieshares,
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  16. The the the the the the, the the the the the the the. The. Then The again.

    By BLOOOR,
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  17. Can’t say I’m a big fan of that new “Double Butthole Buster” ride at Six Flags.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 616 views

  18. Whistles whistle, but the old man toots

    By MildSaucerman,
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  19. I've heard of office politics, but office afghanistan?

    By Layvee,
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  20. What are you doing?!? My THISTLE!!

    By JamesSeabrook,
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    • 944 views

  21. I've got a car so fast you can't drive it all day, because you'd get there before dark

    By chadhot,
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  22. Barry Lyndon never sold maple syrup and the wondering woods-people were better off for it!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  23. Ben Franklin said, "If passion drives, let reason hold the reins." Ben Franklin was a horse.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. 404 error, catchphrase not found.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. We'll never stop praying for your eternal souls, devilled eggs.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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