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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I was in Florida and drove through Orlando the other day and boy, is Orlando Bloom dead.

    By Dhalgren,
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  2. I followed the law, and so both myself and the law were ultimately victorious

    By earpanther,
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  3. Squeeze it back in, that is one hackneyed protrusion.

    By Dhalgren,
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  4. You call me a turd in a punchbowl as if Turd Punch isn't a bon vivant delicacy.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 722 views

  5. When it's late on a starry night, it's time to Van Gogh home.

    By LilyWilliams,
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  6. just remember when you start the day to thank your lord and savior... the hamburglar

    By keanutrees,
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  7. Get ready for the show that some people are saying is like a smooth audio comb-over for your ears!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. Don't press that no-bones button! It gets rid of all my bones!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  9. Ain't no party like a guilty party!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 861 views

  10. Kessel crawl, Kessel walk, THEN Kessell Run

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 950 views

  11. i just saw Stringer Bell kiss Chewbacca on his butt lips

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 802 views

  12. "I'm OK," said Oklahoma after falling off the map

    By Lost and Forgotten,
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  13. I'm not lazy, I'm just economical of effort

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  14. You all laughed when I said I could make a plane disappear!

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  15. I typed 'Loserville' into my GPS as a joke, but it just keeps saying, "arrived at destination." What the hell...?

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  16. Take a chill pill! But don't take too many: that stuff will kill ya!

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  17. the sun is NOT the hottest thing on earth.

    By keanutrees,
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  18. Tint the windows and grab the mayonnaise

    By YumYum,
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  19. The best way to handle an issue is to blow it out of proportion until murder is the only option.

    By LilyWilliams,
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  20. I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my David Bowie knife..please empty the register.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. I’m a little teapot, short and stout. But I’ve got big problems so don’t talk to me today.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  22. Aren't jokes just sayings that happen to be funny? I mean, seriously, take Friday Night Lights, please.

    By Dhalgren,
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  23. mind you dont utter the W-word around RiFF RaFF, he insists we use the term 'Wafrican Wamerican'.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. we all died a little that evening when pa killed us

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. They say the old mill is haunted by the ghost of Raul Julia's mustache.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 617 views
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