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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You all laughed when I said I could make a plane disappear!

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  2. I typed 'Loserville' into my GPS as a joke, but it just keeps saying, "arrived at destination." What the hell...?

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  3. Take a chill pill! But don't take too many: that stuff will kill ya!

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  4. the sun is NOT the hottest thing on earth.

    By keanutrees,
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  5. Tint the windows and grab the mayonnaise

    By YumYum,
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  6. The best way to handle an issue is to blow it out of proportion until murder is the only option.

    By LilyWilliams,
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  7. I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my David Bowie knife..please empty the register.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. I’m a little teapot, short and stout. But I’ve got big problems so don’t talk to me today.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. Aren't jokes just sayings that happen to be funny? I mean, seriously, take Friday Night Lights, please.

    By Dhalgren,
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  10. mind you dont utter the W-word around RiFF RaFF, he insists we use the term 'Wafrican Wamerican'.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. we all died a little that evening when pa killed us

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. a tradition unlike any other... peeing in the sink

    By keanutrees,
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  13. This catchphrase intentionally left blank.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  14. They say the old mill is haunted by the ghost of Raul Julia's mustache.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  15. Every rose has its thorn.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. Ain't no party like a guilty party!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. Today’s show will be a bloodbath in the most literal sense. Engineer Cody, please hand me my cleaver, jar of vaseline and Barbara Mandrell CDs.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  18. Ball juice for sale, 2 for 1

    By rod aug,
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  19. that is not what I meant, at all

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. I need some milk to clear my palate, otherwise I can't be expected to know whether that's hazelnut or human flesh.

    By ratpack,
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  21. Do you like butter or I Comedy Believe It's Not Bang! Bang!

    By JuliaWDHarrison,
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  22. Prepare your Spanx, here comes the big one.

    By rod aug,
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  23. Even though Q-Thor was not an alien, he was able to mind control Scott & the gang through Stokholm syndrome. That is my no-prize submission.

    By Skeevins,
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  24. What's the deal with observational comedy?

    By rod aug,
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  25. Hey pal. As said in the ad: 'All Johnny Mathis glasses come "as is"'.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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