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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. [Loud snorting noise] [SLAM] YES! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By BrandonAbedSayavong,
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  2. In a recent survey, 6 out of 7 dwarfs said they weren't happy...

    By The Good Rooster,
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  3. And remember kids, always sext with three fingers.

    By acolawless,
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  4. In loving memory of Gallagher Too, this is Comedy Bang Bang!

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  5. I keep saying "I'll see you at the movies!", but we never decided on what to see. Hope Springs seems delightful, don't you think?

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  6. Ask me politely and I might split this Toblerone with you

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  7. How much swagger would Mick Jagger jack if Mick Jagger could jack swagger?

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  8. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on Jeff Goldblum

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  9. Happiness doesn't come cheap, but sometimes strawberry-rhubarb pie goes on sale, and that's pretty much the same thing

    By bract,
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  10. No more catchphrase submissions, guys. From now on I'm opening every show with song lyrics that describe how I'm feeling.

    By Steve Kind Of,
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  11. Butts, butts, a thousand times butts!

    By Steve Kind Of,   
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  12. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show so nice, they banged it twice

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  13. This week we have Sigur Ros in the studio and the entire show will be conducted in Hopelandic! Hallovist fyar eeeeiiiyooo guhval Comedy Boong Boong!

    By Eric C,
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  14. My first name ain't baby, it's Scott. Mr. Aukerman if you're nasty.

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  15. Are you really too busy to visit your mother?

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  16. I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got an STD

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  17. Check out the facts, it's the Hollywood Facts!

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  18. You're a tall glass of woman, baby, and I'd love to wet my whistle

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  19. I've been working on this Liza Minnelli impression all week, want to hear it?

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  20. ......... and, scene.

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  21. Exit, stage left even!

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  22. Now THAT itches.

    By acolawless,
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  23. [Have a huge coughing fit]

    By BrandonAbedSayavong,
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  24. Feast your eyes upon Mommy's biscuit.

    By acolawless,
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  25. Sorry about the fart.

    By acolawless,
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