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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Man, you know what's hot? Titties.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. So, I didn't pass the bar exam, but I did pass out in that tiki bar. 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. I was gonna go to college, but in the end, I just put a little mercury in everyone else's coffee instead.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. My given name is Thomas Drew, but my friends all call me, “Hey, Fuck You.”

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  5. The best three things to buy together are ipecac, laxatives, and a stopwatch

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Well, well, well. Looks like little Johnny Baskethouse got himself a Nintendo

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  7. Shave the proposal into your chest hair, then make her fish the engagement ring out of your wild, unkempt bush

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. If God won’t even watch me jerk it, how am I supposed to work it?

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  9. Condoms are the cheapest coffins.

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  10. Time can’t fly if I keep killing it

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  11. Baloney is just Meat Roll-Ups, and personally, I'm ready for some Meat By The Foot to hit the market

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Go hug yourself or I'm gonna come over there and show you how much I really care!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  13. When the dogs of war let loose their thunderous barks, kennel 'em

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. Since cutting onions makes you cry, I think I’ll grab one when my mom dies

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  15. You say driver, I say 1-wood. You say pitching wedge, I say high-loft short iron. Driver, 1-wood. Pitching wedge, high-loft short iron. Let's call the whole thing golf

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. There's no Kraft mac & cheese at the craft service table, yet somehow I'M the asshole?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. It's been

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Don’t ask me a question as you tickle my scrotum. If I am dick-stracted, my answers are so dumb.

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  19. Help, a guy fooled me twice within a matter of seconds and I'm not sure who to shame on

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Ever try to start your car with your house key? Embarrassing. But what if it worked?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. Judie’s in the bedroom eating purple crayons. She says she’s making candles that I don’t want to smell.

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  22. I know Mom's not around anymore, so I'm just gonna have to suck it twice as hard, for both of us

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, which wasn't yellow when I got there. High five.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. No statute of limitations on murdering that puss

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Being a vending machine snack is like waiting to get pushed off a cliff by your evil twin

    By StopEatingBees,
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