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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've been doing a lot of meditating lately; I'm totally self-centered now.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. I've never looked into what a Hoochie Coochie Man actually is. Even as a child I knew it was none of my business.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results", I said while masturbating

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Pee all you can pee

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Hey now, MISTER E. Cheese is my father! W... um, WAS... my father. I- I'm sorry, it's still pretty new. Anyway, I'm, uh... I'm Chuck.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Poor privilege is when a roach scurries across your foot and you just greet him by name. Sup Gavin

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Excuse me, Barkeep, butĀ I ordered theĀ bay breezeĀ cocktail and what you gave me isĀ neither brackish nor fish-forward.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Breit barts, dim wits, can't lose.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. When did Wendigo go Hawaiian? Man, Alpha Flight is a mess these days

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  10. Oh, Parker Lewis, how the mighty have fallen

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  11. Taco Bell forgot to cut my Mexican pizza again! Where's Papa Cucaracha when ya need them?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. Lo, Sweden did unleash a plague of SkarsgƄrds upon all the lands, and yea, it was good.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. I love a rhyme as much as the next guy, but this is not leather weather

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. Does anyone want to say something before we all jack back into the Matrixverse? Cuz this could change EVERYTHING

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. If cleanliness is next to godliness, I'll justĀ drop my dropĀ my shit wherever &Ā hail satan.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. When the lights go down in the city and the sun shines on the bay, that means they're kicking in

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. He must be Rosemary's baby. He's got to be Rosemary's baby. He's ovine

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  18. Strike while the IKEA isĀ hornaktig!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. My family and I have decided to diversify our incestments.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. That may be how you do it, but have you ever been manhandled by panhandling vandals in sandals, Howie Mandle?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. You want speakers? These bad boys'll make U2 sound like W4

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. Isn't algorithm an oxymoron? You ever see that guy dance?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  23. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, yo ho ho and time to clear my browser history

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Iā€™m not a banana anymore

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. You bukkakin' to me? You bukkakin' to me??!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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