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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If Nixon was on the Hundred Dillar Bill, rappers would say “It’s all about the Dicks!”

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  2. Back rub to the future, back rub to the past, I don’t care when it happens, I just LOVE me some back rubs!!!

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Just did all my sock laundry, now I gotta toss in a Plan B pill with the next load

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. The devil is in the details…The satanic details, that is.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Dubya Dubya Dubya not gonna do it dot com backslash read my lips

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Bumblebeez nuts

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Neil Armstrong’s dandruff flaked the moon landing

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. You chicks think your pussies are soooo great.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. In my culture, an empty bottle is its own message.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. One man’s shirt is another man’s oversized nipple warmer.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. It’s the land of milk and honey where lactose-intolerant diabetics be damned.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. What loving God would harden our wieners in the morning while weakening our hands

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man wonders why there's so many traffic lights

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. In the land of the blind man, Helen Keller will cut a bitch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Candy is dandy but Fentanyl wins ten to nil

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. A cop pulled me over last night. I hate being a blue sweater

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. When Jesus was washing his 12 Apostles' feet, how do you think he hid his boner

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. It would tickle me pink, if you werqed my dink!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. If you want more gravy just give us a wavey

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. ....When you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Jesus was riding a hoverboard.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  21. You say "Bug Spray" & I say "Insect Repellent" Let's call the whole thing "Off"

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  22. I guess Batman is cool to be out all night because he doesn't have a bedtime anymore

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. It's probably about time to go find myself a new girlfriend. This one has holes in it.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  24. Beyoncé was created from one of Oprah's ribs.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  25. If you can't do the Time then don't think you're gonna suck off Morris Day in the Green Room.

    By Scam Elliot,
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