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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey, don't piss on me and tell me it's raining! I don't like weather reports during my weird fetish sex!

    By zakkro,
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  2. Sure, to the beat of the rhythm of the night; but what of the day and its own rhythms?

    By CPiz,
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  3. Ding Dong You Done Gone And Got Got Buddy Boy!

    By thestray,
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  4. TURD Reich, more like

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. If straws keep breaking your camel's back, you need a better camel guy.

    By AC_ofSpades,
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  6. Everyone has skeletons in the closet but

    By guicemann,
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  7. I made a sandwich and then the sandwich that I made turned out to be not the sandwich I intended. Should I consult a therapist?

    By AM Gems,
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  8. Applesauce?!

    By AC_ofSpades,
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  9. Bachelor party? I thought you said "spatula party." What the hell am I gonna do with all these spatulas?

    By legrowfosho,
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  10. I AM DRUNK WITH POWER!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. Unclasp your neckbrace and throw away the pregnancy tests, Jackie Chan just saved the Titanic!!!

    By Jake Dingus,
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  12. Jewish Elvis has left the bagel

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  13. The last time a cup had so many people in disgust it had 2 girls involved.

    By Atypical,
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  14. That's strike TWO, Krang! - if I catch you playing footsie with my sister once more you're banned from Thanksgiving dinner

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Let's do some weird comedy!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. The location budget, like so many young careers before it, has dissappeared up Spaceys' a-pool

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Coming to you from the top of the roller coaster, I'm Scott AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUkerman

    By pattywhak12,
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  18. The Turkey twerked his tired tail,The Cranberries comboed well with cooked Kale,and sad Scotty Scott simply sat,slowly singing Vicki Vale,Vicki Vale

    By sodapopcat,
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  19. It's like that time I hosted the Oscars in my Ben Vereen pants...

    By BrentJensen,   
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  20. Feeling corny

    By hugLife,
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  21. Raising the comedic bar..

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. How do I like my buffalo wings? Why, B-B-B-B-BONELESS-S-S-S of course!

    By Spotting Waldo,
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  23. Maybe I did plow down those villagers in Vietnam. Maybe my mind's gone because of the war. Maybe I was born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 713 views

  24. hold me, thrill me, kiss me, bill me

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. The podcast that makes you want to jump up and run around screaming waving your arms all over the place like a crazy person.

    By BuckDillonous,
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