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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Today’s show will be a bloodbath in the most literal sense. Engineer Cody, please hand me my cleaver, jar of vaseline and Barbara Mandrell CDs.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  2. Every rose has its thorn.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. This catchphrase intentionally left blank.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  4. I’m a little teapot, short and stout. But I’ve got big problems so don’t talk to me today.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  5. First rule of Deee-Lite club? No walls, only the bridge, my supper dish. My succotash wish.

    By bigwutangtheory,
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  6. I don't know about you, bros... but it's solamente Paula Cole on my workout mix. Smug smile.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. I just finished sixth place in the first Fifth Third Bank's fourth annual fun run!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  8. a tradition unlike any other... peeing in the sink

    By keanutrees,
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  9. The best way to handle an issue is to blow it out of proportion until murder is the only option.

    By LilyWilliams,
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  10. we all died a little that evening when pa killed us

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. mind you dont utter the W-word around RiFF RaFF, he insists we use the term 'Wafrican Wamerican'.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Aren't jokes just sayings that happen to be funny? I mean, seriously, take Friday Night Lights, please.

    By Dhalgren,
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  13. I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my David Bowie knife..please empty the register.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  14. Tint the windows and grab the mayonnaise

    By YumYum,
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  15. Take a chill pill! But don't take too many: that stuff will kill ya!

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  16. You call me a turd in a punchbowl as if Turd Punch isn't a bon vivant delicacy.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  17. Where venereal disease is currency

    By YumYum,
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  18. I typed 'Loserville' into my GPS as a joke, but it just keeps saying, "arrived at destination." What the hell...?

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  19. You all laughed when I said I could make a plane disappear!

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  20. I'm not lazy, I'm just economical of effort

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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  21. "I'm OK," said Oklahoma after falling off the map

    By Lost and Forgotten,
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  22. I was in Florida and drove through Orlando the other day and boy, is Orlando Bloom dead.

    By Dhalgren,
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  23. Get ready for the show that some people are saying is like a smooth audio comb-over for your ears!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. When it's late on a starry night, it's time to Van Gogh home.

    By LilyWilliams,
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  25. Elijah Wood, James May but I can't be bothered.

    By Sirrmattmoo,
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