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  1. Chapter Four: In Which Madame HoHo Is Accosted By A Bagman in Hollingsfordshireham Street And Deduces That He Is The Long-Feared-Lost Sir Archibald Kornfeld of Tribblebury

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  2. Chapter One: In Which Jasper and Hieronymus Enter an Alley in Booker Street and Encounter Sir Charles Mackerel VonCornbuttons Sorting Rubbish

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  3. Chapter One: In Which The Earl of Mantzouka Stumbles Upon A Baffling Scene In Corninghamfordshire Street And Alerts The Constabulary

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  4. Chapter Six: In Which The Story Ends With An Unexpected Twist And The Movie Rights Are Purchased By Kevin Smith For Six Pounds Tuppence And a Sack of Gilded Corn Cobs

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  5. Chapter the 31st: in which the village nunnery is invaded by a coterie of randy furries, resulting in an interesting conundrum for Sister Ivana Whizonabear.

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  6. Chapter the 32nd: In which our intrepid protagonist visits Constantinople and is baffled when he finds himself in Istanbul.

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  7. Chapter the Eighteenth: In Which Lord Archibald VonPfister Embarks Upon an Exploratory Jaunt into the Titular Cornwolving Forest and Has a Mesmeric Epiphany

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  8. Chapter the Eighth: In Which Timothan the Younger Becomes Discombobulated in a Corn Maze and is Further Hindered by a Surly Five-Legged Stoat

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  9. Chapter the Eleventh: In Which Sir Pod Casterly Arrives From the Future and Bewitches Lady Cumberteats with His Fashion-Forward Cardigans and Rapier-Like Witticisms

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  10. Chapter the Fifteenth: In Which the Haberdashers of Cornhamfordshire-upon-Thames Stridently Protest the Upstart “Hatless Stoat Party” In Pickingbottom Square

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  11. Chapter the Fourteenth: In Which a Hatless Stoat is Elected to Parliament and the Queen is Not Amused

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  12. Chapter the Nineteenth: In Which the Dreadfully Filthy Slasher of Shropshire is Captured in an Immense Vat of Treacle Disguised as a Public Bathing Cistern

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  13. Chapter the Ninth: In Which Scottrick’s Haberdasher is Stricken with Elbow Gout, Resulting in a Completely Hatless Episode. Repeat, Hatless.

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  14. Chapter the Seventeenth: In Which a Stealthy Vulpine Visitor Absconds with a Tin of Satsuma Scones and is Pursued by Sir Rutherford’s Fleetest Hound, Corntooth the Bold

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  15. Chapter the Seventh: In Which Our Pilgrim Encounters a Bloviating Milk Camel in Hereford-on-Shartshire and Learns a Valuable Lesson Concerning Personal Hygiene

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  16. Chapter the Sixteenth: In Which Madame Toilette de Fleury Encounters a Black Mamba in Cornminster-upon-Humpley and is Overcome with the Vapours

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  17. Chapter the Tenth: In Which An Hapless Ninny Imbibes Nine Gills of Gutter Gin on Saint Erasmus’ Day and Finds Himself Incarcerated in Buttshanks-Upon-Cocksfordshire

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  18. Chapter the Thirteenth: In Which a Sinister Chap Dons a Perforated Masque and Becomes Stabby in Piccadilly Street

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  19. Chapter the Twelfth: In Which a Discombobulated Wharf Rat Wanders into Cornsqueak Street and is Subsequently Elected Constable of Marleybone

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  20. Chapter the Twentieth: In Which the Vicar of Cornhole-on-Buttsford is Investigated by the Constabulary After Five Straight Weeks of Suspicious Sermons on the Positive Attributes of Sodom

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  21. Chapter the Twenty-Eighth, In Which Batman Didn’t Kill Himself

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  22. Chapter the Twenty-Fifth: In Which Sir Jason of Mantzoukingham Imbibes a Gill of Madeira and Telegrams Lady Aukingford of the Cornshire Aukingfords at Three in the Morn

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  23. Chapter the Twenty-First: In Which an Obtuse Pol Learned in the Liberal Arts Becomes Enamored with Jacques Derrida and Deconstructs Parliament with a Purloined Excavator

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  24. Chapter the Twenty-Fourth: In Which Sir Robert of Lickingcorn is Pursued by the Constable After Absconding from the Village Haberdashery with a Purloined Full-Beaver Bowler

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  25. Chapter the Twenty-Second: In Which Lord Fillian Mongreith of Underhamfordsmold is Stupefied by the Sudden Appearance of a Previously-Undescended Testicle During an Unseemly Tryst with a Plate of Bangers and Mash

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