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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Attention license plate A3V TBA! Your lights are on. Please go shut them off. We'll wait.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. Well, there goes the maidenhood.

    By Dhalgren,
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  3. Two wrongs don't make a right, BUT...

    By theegreg,
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  4. Hollywood days, New York nights, Moscow Mornings...

    By theegreg,
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  5. Comedy's meant to be scene and not herd.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. My favorite Abraham Lincoln speech was the really short one where he said "Suck muh butt, Confederacy" and then did the Charleston.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. World cup semi finals are heating up, after sustaining injury and close shave victories will Brazils' fanatical home team support system be able...

    By RickCasillas,
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  8. All things are shipshape and ship-shaped when you're on the Enterprise.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Nothing says "I have a beard" better than growing one.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. I'm Lil Moosey. I'm a very small moose. They call me Lil Moosey cuz I'm a very small moose.

    By AlexNichols,
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  11. Today's catchphrase goes here.

    By FrancisRizzo3,
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  12. Ninjas probably wear pajamas because they like to shuriken their responsibilities.

    By Dhalgren,
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  13. Knowing the dual function of the damselfly penis as you do, I knew you'd appreciate the japing routines contained within Kobolds' manilla envelopes. F

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. If love is a battlefield be sure to carry a Uzi in your pants.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. Welcome to the only podcast with that fresh, new car smell.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. You know what they say, if you say horse corpse three times fast, your girlfriend's parents will look at your differently.

    By enwick,
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  17. Give a man a fish, shame on you. Teach a man to fish? Shame on me.

    By enwick,
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  18. "Put a cork in it!" Jeremy yelled to the waiter holding the open bottle of wine who wouldn't shut the fuck up about his band.

    By dalbear,
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  19. "Real eyes realize real eyes," Bob said to Derrick knowing very well how sensitive he was about his glass eye. Bob is a real dickhead.

    By dalbear,
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  20. Time will tell but space is a gentleman.

    By Dhalgren,
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  21. I suggest it was General Custer, at Little Bighorn, with the candlestick.

    By Dhalgren,
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  22. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I... JK! Just kinding, you guys. I'm not going to recite the entire alphabet. That would be a waste of time.

    By RobertSchley,   
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  23. "I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm Ms. Rubble now" said Barney's newly divorced mother

    By urbanminstrel,   
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  24. Live bicuriously through Scott Aukerman on this week's Comedy Gang Bang!

    By rod aug,
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  25. Enough with this pussy shit, I'm gonna go watch Jack Reacher Terrier.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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