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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. due to budget restraint, the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off

    By loveseat,
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  2. WTF? Wait, wait, don't tell me stuff you missed in history class. Welcome to Night Vale, this is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  3. are we doing this? really? wait for it. are we doing this? wait for it. pow! what the fuck. wtf. and it also, ehh what the fuck. what's wrong with me?

    By hypnotizingchickens,
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  4. There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to Cleveland.

    By Joe Lerini,
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  5. I don’t know who you are or why you’re in my restaurant... but your whoremaster newborn baby better finish its pork chops.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  6. Losers smoke meth, nerds manipulate Math, but Thoreau humped us all with his unique civil path.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  7. Epiphany douche balloon

    By AGF,
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  8. Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way..

    By JaJunk,
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  9. I'm not drunk! I'm big boned!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. My lips pressed Celeste. My shirt pressed her breast. My hand caressed a penis and I knew this was not Celeste.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  11. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach Amen to fish...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  12. Buttressed by the walls of the septic tank, Alfs' inner child weeps; until society buys him a Lambo - then he can speed through Ventura smiling and ma

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. You know what they say, "step on a crack, and you're likely to trip due to uneven footing"

    By StephenMiner,
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  14. your pops caught you crying & he said 'NO WAY!'

    By loveseat,
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  15. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BOGUS-S-S-S-S-S-S-S

    By thecrench,   
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  16. Wik

    By BlingCrawsby,   
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  17. Scatman Crothers was shootin' the shit long before your mama ever even thought of trimming her azaleas.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  18. Welcome to my odcast. Notice there's no "P" in it? Let's keep...

    By JeffCountryman,
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  19. You don't have to be funny to be here, you just have to have luscious, delicious lips.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  20. What's with all of this war? Can't we all just get along? Correction. Can't we all just get a Footlong. 5 Dollar Footlongs from Subway, now a sponsor.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  21. Is this supposed to be funny!? Welcome to Serious Thump Thump

    By vikt0rssecret,
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  22. Rise and shine...

    By Ticholas,
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  23. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye unless you're playing that old classic "Who Has Less Eyes."

    By Dhalgren,
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  24. L'il Liza Jane - you diminutive slut

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Sometimes, I wonder how different my life would be if I hadn't dropped out of clown college to follow the Brian Setzer Orchestra around.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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