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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey mom, Chef Boyardee called & he wants his shitty noodles back. But seriously; return the convenient, shelf-stable italian food before I call..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  2. Earwolf shows people radio forums blog donate SHOP!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  3. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonite. The tigers and bears though, mostly night owls. Detroit!!

    By greazey_bob,
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  4. Dive Into It!

    By willcampos,
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  5. U.N. stands for Uni Nostril, am I right ladies?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. If all you have is your rampant, engorged libido, everything looks like a set of appropriately corresponding genitalia.

    By Tiny Wild Animals,
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  7. Dog Day Aftanoon, Apocalypse Now, Rushmoah, The Depahded- Watt? Oh yeah, Mikey says and Bia-Dome.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  8. Quit barfing, Gary.

    By mwn,   
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  9. Cut the shit! I don't know, maybe lengthwise?

    By Dhalgren,
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  10. Good Old Frenchy's barrel chested like the best of 'em, so catch him week-nights on Spike

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. You don't have to be crazy to enjoy this podcast, but it helps the demon inside me to satiate his thirst for insanity.

    By Metalhart,
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  12. Redact

    By end7ess,
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  13. Well, that's our show. Thanks for listening. Take care, bye.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  14. No it is not acceptable to cook all the Care Bears because you wanted to "Taste the rainbow!"

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. Curls on girls? No thanks, I'm a straight man.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  16. As I lounge in my study and read the biography of Winston Churchill I adjust my monocle and listen to the melodies of Kris Kross' "Jump."

    By Bever Hopox,
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  17. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. And now, for a limited time, It's discount time at Karl's Pizza Corral on Route 7 in Halifax,

    By DevlinTheDude,
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  18. Shards of gravy, you say? Hidden bursts of Silesian heresy, you say? You're a fucking nut job, I say. Oh wait I'm saying all of these things...FUCK.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Pour the yogurt down my buttonhole SLOWLY this time. I don't want the real fruit pieces to clump.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  20. I prefer my websites online, my rollerskates inline, my cats feline, and the entire Billy Blanks Tae-Bo series, because it’s fantastic.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You don't like me? Well no soup for you.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  22. No, Pat Sajak, I would not like to buy a vowel. Now put on your flight suit, we've got some aliens to kill.

    By ian cleghorn,   
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  23. There once was a man from Nantucket...

    By Bever Hopox,
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  24. Spit out your gum. Slam in your earbuds. Crank the volume. It's time for the Auk's Cock to penetrate the part of your brain responsible for humour....

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  25. The only thing we have to fear, is ferrets elves.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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