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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Look Judy, stop going around finishing off the last few drops from everyone's empty beer cans. That's my job.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  2. Put a munchkin in a doughnut hole and you'll never need a friend again.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 536 views

  3. I don't come down to where you slap dick and work out of your mouth!

    By Dhalgren,
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  4. It's getting hot in here so I'm holding up my arms full of Apple Watches. Welcome to Comedy Bling Bling.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 568 views

  5. I like big butts and I CAN lie, but you'll just have to trust me on this one.

    By thenatezone,
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  6. I compare this show to a kiss from a rose on the grey.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. Opposed to what some coffee company might tell you, the best part of waking up is knowing that you didn't go too far with the autoerotic asphyxiation.

    By SustenanceForConsideration,
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  8. Skip through the ads and I enter ‘knife knife’ into your chestal area.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 581 views

  9. K's of three? Let them be.

    By hoffaa,
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  10. Time to buckle up, or go kick rocks! It's Comedy BUNG, BUNG!

    By DalBelloBeeTuna,
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    • 569 views

  11. I don't think that old lady paid for that...

    By DalBelloBeeTuna,
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    • 677 views

  12. If a bear's gonna eat, a bear's gonna eat...

    By mlvn,
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    • 538 views

  13. buy Free Willy 3 and get three willies, FREE!

    By theplagueyear,
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  14. If you don't take a hundo steps back right now I'm gonna throw stupid hay-makers at your butt.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. Fear not, for in my heart there is a fear knot that will presently strike me down and give thou mine chain that says "Condoms are gay."

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 623 views

  16. If you play this episode in sync with The Wizard of Oz, your children will be frightened and confused.

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,
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    • 680 views

  17. If you think that's funny, you should see the other guys penis

    By SustenanceForConsideration,
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  18. The Breakfast Club

    By willcampos,
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  19. Tuck in that shirt, crop up those pantalones, and crack open an ice cold milk, it's dramedy squish squish.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 694 views

  20. Prices so low it's scary!

    By CooperMartin,
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    • 640 views

  21. Iraq, Iran, I don't know anymore!

    By Le-Grand-Pénis,
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  22. I'll be goin you'll be gettin will begotten dirty rotten kitten floppin. Over a medium flame. Golden crispy

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  23. Presupposing my approval of the Friends box-sets was not your first mistake - you went up my wrong hole just minutes earlier, remember?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 587 views

  24. Squares Pace: A more good internet begins by knowing how fast a square can move. Squarespace.

    By TerranceFraser,
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    • 744 views

  25. "Fuck the police!" Sorry, I meant the Polish.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 733 views
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