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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Paint me green and let's have Shrex

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Fun Fact: If you were to lay out all the blood vessels in an adult, end to end, you'd be arrested

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 170 views

  3. In my culture we only show our buttholes as a display of remorse, or to close a trade deal

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 173 views

  4. It was Hyman Roth shot the curtains. Oops! I'm a rat now

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  5. I'm into this kink called "Ostriching." It's where I bury my head in the sand, while my sweetie goes to town on my butthole.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. CoverGirl is a very honest name for a makeup company

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. If you want honesty, ask a kid or a caricature artist

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Eat at Freud's, I recommend the deep dick pizza. I mean dish.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 178 views

  9. Is Gal the Godot we've been waiting for?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 211 views

  10. Turn me into soup, and slurp, slurp, slurp my noodle!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. I would KILL for Dr. Kevorkian's career!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Tragedy Bang Bang is all too common in this country

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. I need to know two things: the melting point of Dippin' Dots, and average human butthole temperature. Nevermind why.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Sorry about your car. In my defense, I forgot I was on fire.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 181 views

  15. Flavour of the month? Would that not be mold?

    By Facelist,
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  16. I found the woman of my dreams. And she is all I dreamed. Plus interest.

    By Facelist,
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  17. I've got more Squirt than an 80s vending machine!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. I feel you, left ball. I also have only two close friends.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Dr. Clawfoot fell again today. The time between collapses is growing ever shorter. I fear what I may discover with each new morn

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 160 views

  20. I'm gettin' too Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme for this shit

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. Cream on my eggs like yo name Cadbury

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 216 views

  22. She sells knockoff Gucci bags by the Jersey Shore. Please contact the Wildwood police department if you see her.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  23. I don't care what anyone says, I think it's adorable when the president puts his shoes on the wrong feet

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. Is it President Dr. Steve Brule, or Dr. President Steve Brule?

    By Turtleshark,
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  25. I don't have to put up or shut up with this shit

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 150 views
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