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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Opinions are like assholes, Coneheads don't have them

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  2. What's the dizzle, Wienerschnizzle?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  3. Bill Burr is actually just a hobbit who forgot his coat

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. I'm pretty sure if you blew air into your peehole, your ballsack would inflate. I mean, don't do it, but, that's what I think would happen.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Menstrual blood is thicker than regular blood

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. Ah, tis you, my box of Kleenex

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  7. The Filet-o-Fish is made of some odd cod, b'God

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. I don't see the glass as half-empty OR half-full. I drink from the BOTTLE. Like a MAN.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Obi-Wan Kenobi died today. He will be mist

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  10. Give a man a fish, and he'll fuck it. Film a man fucking a fish, and he'll pay you to keep it a secret.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. I told my dyslexic brother he had bad breath, so he started eating Kit Kats

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. BB King joined QAnon and became BBQ.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. The way you're raising your child is highly illogical

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. In the back of all our heads, the McDonald's "Fish McBites" jingle lurks in the shadows.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Spoiler alert! A Stitch, in time, saves Lilo

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 141 views

  16. Kree at last! Kree at last! Thank Kevin Feige, I'm Kree at last!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. Why don't you ask those Chinese immigrants how live-long their days were?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  18. Using the angel on your shoulder as a sex toy is nice but the devil REALLY knows his way around up there

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. All of my patients are middle-aged men. Of course I've seen Deadwood

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. Your ass is grass and Ima cut that butt

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. Like Sarah Connor, I love porkin' Biehn's

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. The lunatic is on the grass. Can't you read the sign? Keep off the grass! Freakin lunatic.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Until coffee tables are made of adamantium, make mine marble!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  24. In its day, the McDance crew were unbeatable. Billions and billions got served

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  25. Any ideas on how to get the President out of this bathtub? Cuz I'm all Taft out

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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