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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Imagine a burp. Now imagine that same burp in the basement. That burp is now a fart. Thank you.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  2. Sticks and stones may break my bones... HEY! What are you doing with those sticks and stones?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. If you can't beat 'em, redraft the legislation prohibiting abuse and rectify it to phase instep with Violences' predilection.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 528 views

  4. Someone should have a talk with them bases parents, on account of them being so loaded, and all.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. An iPhone an eye. A tooth-phone a tooth.

    By braznaavtrav,
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  6. hey, girdle: you sound like a GIRL

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Whether you're a Hungry Jack or a Jemima Man, we'll be gettin those waffles sticky tonight.

    By Razor Boy,
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  8. Squeeze to see if it's ripe, check for bruises on its flesh, then let it go. It's too good for you.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Sweet is the sound of my lover's moan. Must have been bitten by a choco-beast.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. Don't question me, I've been doing this since Moby Dick was a minnow!

    By ScottyJB,
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  11. I made the mistake of shopping while hungry today, and I can't believe I ate three pairs of pants.

    By Fulminathan,
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    • 475 views

  12. I often questioned the existence of Santa as a teenager, but when I saw him drive off in a Hyundai, I knew I was just being paranoid.

    By ashtrayhead,
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  13. You bring da noise, I'll bring da funk...in thirty minutes-or-less, or it's free.

    By Hogwurtz18,
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  14. No one ever said that life was easy... or that Tyler Perry made a good movie.

    By ashtrayhead,
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  15. Once you pop, your guts are just everywhere.

    By Fulminathan,
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  16. You can't win a mall...because a mall has never been offered as a prize.

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  17. I like to wear my influences on my sleeve so I staple pictures of Prince, my dad, and Martian Manhunter to all of my shirts.

    By yahoozy,
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  18. Tin soldiers and Nixon coming, We're finally on our own. This summer I hear the drumming, Four dead in ... Oh. Hi, Bro!

    By firstpitch,
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  19. Earth is the coolest. Especially if you think about what "cool" was like in the 80s.

    By braznaavtrav,
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  20. I can't feel my legs! Oops, false alarm, my hands just got cut off.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Just when you thought it couldn't be done - DING! The timer goes off and your microwaved burrito is ready.

    By SteveHalloran,
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  22. Condensed against both gorge and fence their teen-aged tents, while free from rent, preserved no sense of context.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. They say that while Rome was burning Nero played a fiddle, but I heard it was a viola, so who can you trust?

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  24. Hollywood Cats-phrase

    By Warble2850,
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  25. Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat more fish for more days... probably.

    By ashtrayhead,
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