New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. "It was beauty killed the beast," Said Jack Black

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2. Happy birthday Grandson I got you those shoes that were Fleek as shit.

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3. Ok, here's the pitch:

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4. I'm a bowling hustler. I'm Bowling for Soup.

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5. Hey Gwen Stefani - y'all gonna gobb a sum ma ballz

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6. Call me Dishmael. Let's dish.

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7. I got seaweed and shakras ... and I'm all out of shakras; seaweed.

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8. Moses invests? What happened to that lovely sweater Aaron gave him last Christmas? Oh wait.

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9. Two shlongs don't make a right, that's what my Bible says

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10. None in the pink ten in the stink

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11. [insert Taco Bell sauce packet saying here]

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12. This is just a series of emoticons. Who picks these things?

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13. He watched as she walked out of his life forever, his heart growing full with regret, his scrote globes growing heavy with the bitter boner yogurt of

    By Shampoodler, March 31, 2015
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14. Game of throw me a frickin' bones here

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15. I tried out to be the new lead singer of the Silver Bullet Band, only to be told, "Close but no Seger."

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16. Poppa Smurf he pop a wheelie, Poppa Doc he pop a boner, Pop'll nerf until Pop bleedie, but Pop oft pines to be a loner.

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17. If I have to call Animal Control to get these pigeons out of the dumbwaiter one more time, I'm revoking some staff dumbwaiter priveleges.

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18. 'Swish!' goes the net! 'Swoon!' go the girls! There goes that Aukerman, fellows - they say his taint's awash with pearls.

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19. We 'jostle' for position, we 'scramble' up the pole, we jall hout kramms mak a donna krone; hik vall, hik samm, hik troll

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20. All those words mean other things now.

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21. Egregious Regis - he Philbin with monkey seed, and a little bit of monkey do

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22. The Hollow Men

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23. This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a "what's up hotdog?"

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24. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang where we take an in depth look at "more bangs for your buck"...

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25. accelerating into light speed times jabba, the big mass of goo equals may the force be with you

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