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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I eat an apple a day but I can't make that doctor go away. Son, you make more money than me now, time to get your own place.

    By kenbitcoin,
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  2. Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta bad case of blood in poo

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Brought to you, bye.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  4. We should get to know one another... so that, one day, we can catch up.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  5. I have a sneaking suspicion that the phrase "cotton-headed ninny muggins" is, in fact, the most racist combination of words possible.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  6. Cut me some slack, world. I got bills to pay and a mouth to feed. *My* mouth... if you have to be all particular about it.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  7. Actions speak louder than words... unless the word is "KABLAMMO!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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  8. "Neither a borrower nor a lender be." ...really, Polonius? REALLY? You're gonna pull that shit? I need to use your stapler for ONE MINUTE.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  9. My co-workers always ask why I have a dream-catcher in my office. I put it up to intercept anyone wanting to tell me about their dreams.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  10. Steely Dan should become a Steely Dan cover band. The audience won't go home thinking "Steely Dan sucks." They'll think, "Great cover band!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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  11. You can lead a clown to water, but you can't make him Doink.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  12. APRIL SHOWERS BRING MY FLOWERS! Honestly Miss Showers, I didn't hire you as my florist assistant for you to just sit around all day!

    By KatieWaddel,
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  13. I stared a punk band when I was 18 and this chicken is finger lickin' good.

    By HunterFinden,
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  14. Please, put that thing away my in-laws are coming for the weekend.

    By HunterFinden,
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  15. Harry Potter? More like Scary Daughter.

    By HunterFinden,
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  16. Fie on't fie; 'tis an un-weeded garden, dude - weed was WAY illegal back then, turned everyone to brooding, and mommy-murder.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Come on down. Free shots until I finish this sentence. Sorry. That's over!

    By DisCharmingMan,
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  18. Got beats so fresh beat farmers be like "Hey, stop ripping those beats out of the ground and get off my property!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. I have a feeling this one's going to be very much like an advantage inherent to the Mediterranean. A real C+!

    By Razor Boy,
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  20. What's a "pot", Dawg?

    By MattSmeltzer,
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  21. These boots were made for walking by the tiny, exhausted hands of child laborers

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. There is more than one way to skin a cat. Why would you skin a cat? Well, you wouldn't eat a cat with hair on it, that's just gross.

    By DisCharmingMan,
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  23. Vladimir Putin on the Ritz Carlton Dance Hall Days of Thunder Lips from Rocky 3, welcome to Stank Town Rodeo

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. William Hurt, or as he is known to his friends, Bill Ouchies

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Let me see that thong. Thanks. Ok nevermind, thought I might have left my keys in there.

    By Shampoodler,
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