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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The future's so bright I gotta make references to a song from 1986

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. Candy is dandy, Liquor is quicker, but Ecstasy sexily texted me gluten-free recipes.

    By Justin Lundberg,
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    • 477 views

  3. A catchphrase? In this economy!?

    By realjackwalker,
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  4. DANISH!

    By therealmorrissey,
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  5. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but trying to sell two birds you found in a bush isn't as easy as it sounds.

    By CanonManley,
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  6. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but Polly Pocket pinched a pile of powdered pewter parakeets

    By CanonManley,
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    • 993 views

  7. Come hither yonder swan in the moon-light aglow

    By CanonManley,
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  8. I gotta pee like a fat kid loves cake

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  9. Look on the bright side but remember to wear your shades, you don't want photokeratitis!

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  10. The best part of waking up, is foldgers being funneled in your butt.

    By CanonManley,
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    • 555 views

  11. Pardon me waiter, but there's a fly in my poop. Also you seem to have served me poop.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. PSA: A jock's strap is NOT a gun

    By comeau1337,
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  13. Of all the situations to be in: this one.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. You can tell a lot about a person if they're not there to stop you.

    By ThomBlanton,
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  15. My name is Scott Auckerman and I'm here to say that my name is Scott Auckerman, that's what I'm here to say.

    By Razor Boy,
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  16. If this van's a-rockin', check the suspension.

    By Razor Boy,
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  17. All snitches now qualify for stitches thanks to Obamacare

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Can I vape laxatives? Sorry, MAY I vape laxatives?

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Water under the bridge, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it... Hey! Make up your mind ya piece a shit!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  20. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take a man to Mcdonalds, and he'll have Fillet O' Fishes forever.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  21. I scream, you scream, we all scream because this is a great haunted house.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  22. Now it's time for me to introduce you to concepts previously thought of as strange, if thought of at all - and now with my casual air, and undeniable

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Nuns are just collections of ants with erections. Pass it on.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 546 views

  24. Don't hate the sprayer, hate the stain.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. The International Space Station smells like farts but it's impolite to acknowledge it upon entering.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 556 views
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