DJ Drinkspecials

Watch like no one is dancing

Glass half empty or glass half full, I gotta get a refill on this Pineapple Banana Cherry Coconut Orbitz!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy was taken on Grindr so he went with FuzzyWuzzy1

Look on the bright side but remember to wear your shades, you don't want photokeratitis!

I gotta pee like a fat kid loves cake

"Winner, Winner Chicken Sinner"... wait is this not the catch phrase forum for the upcoming motion picture 'Kentucky Fried Seven: Gravy Days, Vegas Nights'?

To all those with their heart in the wrong place... it goes on the left side, you should really get that checked out...

They may end up in ditches or find themselves getting stitches elsewhere in the world but under my roof snitches read Nietzsche

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man go fish and he will ask if you have any threes.

I decree enough time has passed where we can start eating salsa from New York City again.

Haters gonna hate, players gonna play, network systems analysts gonna evaluate software and hardware in order to determine efficiency, reliability and compatibility with an existing system as well as design and implement network configurations and architecture.

Bringing rival organized crime syndicates together through the power of laughter, it's Comedy Gang Slang

RIP Harris Wittels... loved all the foam & DSOWD tunes

It's not delivery, it's not DiGiorno either... it's Dauber from thats 90's show Coach, Bill Fagerbakke... he just sort of showed up, kinda wish it was a pizza...

If who is on first, what is on second, and I don't know is on third then I like my odds that this is about sports