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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. John Updike has had enough tripe - give him some shoulder cuts, just like D.H. Lawrence loves.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Premature freeholdings are met with the coolest of vibe-jibes now that Roland is sat behind the furrybump.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. I like my Justice non-soggy and I've a partner named Foggy; I'm DareDevil: The Saviour Man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Thank you for downloading the Comedy Bang! Bang! Podcast. I hope you enjoy the episode. Let's start.

    By Shrek & Donkey Kong,
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  5. Got caught in the rain last night. Must've been around midnight. I was making love and drinking piña coladas. Cards on the table: I kinda liked it

    By Razor Boy,
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  6. Sorry, booze hounds, the only ale we serve around here is ginger. This is a Canada Dry county.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  7. Hook me up Obi-Wan, you're my only dope dealer.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. You can run it by your lawyer if you want, but I'm telling you that this honorary doctorate allows me to check you for a hernia bro.

    By Razor Boy,
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  9. Stu the Street Magician leaned in to hear his mother's last words... "It's not a real job if you don't fill out a W-2."

    By fartmitzvah,
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  10. Bruce Banner eats a big meal, blacks out, and wakes up later in a huge pile of green shit. This is my dream.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Time flies when you're having fun, but when you're having a sandwich, it moves at the usual pace

    By StopAwwCmon,
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  12. Look, I don't mean to be a dick, but...you are what you eat.

    By teknopathos,
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  13. Don't go chasing waterfalls, they're stationary landscape features.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. She was a great aunt or a great ant, we'll never know for sure.

    By SarahVanCleve,
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  15. Nobody loves you long time like your first time

    By watchayakan,
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  16. What's the word, Larry Bird?

    By googergieger,
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  17. For the last time! Me and Mr. Cooper were just hangin'

    By googergieger,
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  18. Twas a gassy Lassie that met Classy Freddie Blassie in late September that year The moon was high, and Freddie gasped 'Oh my!' when he smelled somethi

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Were eye to have a hypothetical infection it would be subjunctivitis

    By JohnLewis,
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  20. What's happenin' edible tube filled with pig parts?

    By Gobertron1986,
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  21. Sally turned to crime after failing to sell any sea shells at the sea shore. Sally now steals sunblock and seiges sandcastles by the sea shore..

    By sensory_overlord,
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  22. Watcher fox tile?

    By Grimble_pruntleford,
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  23. Mother, tell your children not to walk my way. My way of walking contains nudity and adult situations.

    By Razor Boy,
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  24. What's up, hot frog?

    By Smozi,
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  25. You've been dead this whole time? What you talkin' bruce Willis?

    By Shampoodler,
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