Twas a gassy Lassie that met Classy Freddie Blassie in late September that year The moon was high, and Freddie gasped 'Oh my!' when he smelled somethi

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Twas a gassy Lassie that met Classy Freddie Blassie in late September that year

The moon was high, and Freddie gasped 'Oh my!' when he smelled something uncannily queer

Now that dogs' anus was unduly famous for raising up quite the stench

But not being ready the fumes soon hit Freddie leaving his thirst for airborne faecal particles thoroughly quenched.

"oh my word, my nose is disturbed, by poo-fumes produced by a dog"

and saying no more Freddie left through the door: alone, enhanced: The Demagogue