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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Poo Poo Poo, Pee Pee Pee

    By DragonSexCalendar,
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    • 610 views

  2. My penis bends to the left, but that's ok, I'm right handed!

    By catsNcons,
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    • 548 views

  3. No! you're off your quesadilla, Mexican-Chief

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 509 views

  4. A pooter's in the palm of the bee holder

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 539 views

  5. Thank you, thank you, hey have you read in the papers today? Well neither have I because I'm a vagina.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 488 views

  6. They say you can't get blood from a stone. I say we ask the Rolling Stones why they don't support blood donation!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. I'm rubber! You're glue! Damn you, genetic engineering!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. Eric Murphy? Important? Well I guess you could say that he's only the beginning (and the end!), of Entourage

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 522 views

  9. We are all a fever dream in the mind of Dick Wolf.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 617 views

  10. We're all here like Paul Scheer.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 655 views

  11. Who do you have to fuck to get a good meal around here? ...

    By RandyMiller,
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    • 630 views

  12. The Singularity is nearsighted. Thanks to Shampoodler for that catchphrase submission, we've got a great show today with guest host Eddie Van Halen.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 537 views

  13. Marc Maron didn't even ask Obama about chemtrails, what a fraud!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 583 views

  14. Well roast my beef and hang my curtains! Something's fishy here.

    By catsNcons,
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  15. Oim not a false policeman, Oi swear to ye: Oim a trooo d'tektif. now suck me gnarly payneice.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 542 views

  16. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/521660956158353409/d_ESrTWo.jpeg

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. I know I'm not the first, and I sure won't be the last, but I still must give a big shout out to Teddy Pendergrass

    By greazey_bob,
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  18. Relcome woo tescue mine none none. Haim wurr yost, shilliam watner.

    By Robofunc,
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  19. Jacksonville's just a big hole full of money.

    By Razor Boy,
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  20. Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to see Flyboys, starring James Franco.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 501 views

  21. Even if some won't admit it, everyone thinks farts are funny, which is why my bean dip is such a big hit at funerals.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 502 views

  22. I don't know 'bout y'all but I only joined the Tea Party for some of that crazy Idaho punani.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 504 views

  23. rumour has it I'm an annoying song

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 651 views

  24. Hey Paul, how about Toad the Wet Sprocket for a name of the band. I already told you Ringo, we are sticking with The Beatles.

    By Mobster84,
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    • 687 views

  25. They say blood is thicker than water, but who put water in their dick to find out?

    By watchayakan,
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    • 634 views
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