New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Come again, Mr. Flannigan? Did you shit again in your cardigan?

   By RyanBaird, June 25, 2015
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2. As your physician I must advise against homemade butt enhancements, but as your lover I must insist.

   By Shampoodler, August 9, 2015
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3. Just did a dime for not playing all 4 quarters, thats the change I'm talking about Obama!

   By JoshHiggins, June 25, 2015
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4. Ah, my old Stomping grounds - the Orpheum Theater in New York City!

   By AndyCole, June 25, 2015
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5. You know what they say about the comings & goings of carnival worker infidelity: "All's fair in fair affair affairs"

   By KirbyBrunclik, June 30, 2015
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6. Brought to you by Smeet™! The Magical Meat-like Treat! What is it you ask? It's Smeet™!

   By brawny216, June 25, 2015
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7. And lo, did Jesus return to Earth after his time next to The Father, and upon finding he had just missed the McRib, left again, rather salty.

   By Shampoodler, June 25, 2015
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8. No animals were harmed in the submission of this catchphrase, but my feelings were, because Scott didn't pick it.

   By Shampoodler, June 25, 2015
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9. Cheese Danish? Gross! Yogurt Swede? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

   By Shampoodler, June 25, 2015
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10. If you need more time to listen to "This American Life", just turn over the Ira Glass and you'll have 60 more minutes.

    By Bernard_Shakey, June 25, 2015   

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11. Don't work hard, work smarter than a 5th grader!

    By AndyCole, June 25, 2015
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12. Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend. I wish this mall wasn't so big.

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite, June 26, 2015
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13. Roto-Rooters Pooper Scooper sucks up all the Sewer Dooders.

    By catsNcons, June 25, 2015
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14. Willy the hobo ain't gonna know what hit him! He's been dead for weeks!

    By catsNcons, June 25, 2015
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15. I once told a girl I loved her, but then she woke up screaming and called the police!

    By catsNcons, June 25, 2015
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16. The Ghostbusters wanted to do what to Arker Jr???

    By Sansbinho, June 25, 2015
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17. There are many fine cheese in the world, son, but you'll have to work hard if you want to make love to all of them.

    By Shampoodler, June 25, 2015
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18. Just once I'd like to hear a campaign slogan featuring the word "turd".

    By Shampoodler, June 25, 2015
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19. One cup of flour, two tablespoons of sugar, a dash of vanilla and heat at 425 degrees for 12 minutes. That's how I removed my penis tattoo, anyway.

    By Shampoodler, June 25, 2015
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20. You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but you can catch a whole lot more with a rotting corpse.

    By Geekdad_3D, June 25, 2015
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21. jklol69

    By AndyVanSlyke, June 25, 2015
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22. I had thought you put the 'bro' in Brokeback, but friendship shouldn't feel this sore.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 25, 2015
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23. Vini, Vidi, Screechi. I came, I saw, I screamed

    By bronzehedwick, June 25, 2015
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24. Don't hate me cause you taint me

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite, June 26, 2015
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25. I shaved my balls for this?? For this surgical procedure on my testicles???

    By Shampoodler, June 25, 2015
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