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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The city of Tyre once boasted a spire that spanned up to 90 cubits. It was all the rage until NIcholas Cage spat ham in a cup : oh such wild, free hub

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. fart heat is best when its your own, unless it's directed unto ones' weiner, in which case it's all good.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. 'Orange' rhymes with 'orange rinds' as well as Mothers' penis.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. I spy with my little spy eye something I might be able to sell onto a government official for money - nicely done, Spy Eye

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Live nong, and prosper

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Uh oh I just went poopy in my favorite dungarees

    By Juan Compadre,
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  7. El gato enfuego en mi pantalones, biiiiManan!

    By _SamanthaOh,
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  8. I don’t believe in beating a dead horse, only shaving it for my wig collection.

    By rob_m,
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  9. Stab a spud, skillet for a minute, hashtag hashbrowns, you god damn dumbass.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  10. If I had a quarter for every quadragenarian at a quadraphonic concert, I'd be legally bound to buy the rights to Dark Side of the Moon.

    By HeyNongerman,
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  11. I'm sorry, we don't carry Coke, we only have Pepsi. This is a Pepsi only establishment.

    By thecrench,   
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  12. Confucious say ; cocaine, bad for nasal

    By DonovanTripp,
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  13. Blue, red, purple, green, these be the colors, of my peen.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Pregnant women really shouldn't handle cat feces. Can I bring you anything else from the menu?

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. I believe that children are our future, and George R.R. Martin, and robots are our friends. Oh, the rest is silence.

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. I was looking for a catchphrase and then I found a catchphrase and heaven knows I'm miserable now.

    By JasonEdwards,
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  17. I prefer the earth. You prefer Mick Jagger. As long as we can agree Rolling Stones are great

    By JasonEdwards,
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  18. First I lost my grandma, then I lost my marbles. Now I can't even play the game with a stranger

    By JasonEdwards,
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  19. Edgar Allen Poe'd his britches

    By thecrench,   
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  20. Turn thee, Benvolio; look upon thy grith

    By thecrench,   
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  21. Shower copious amounts of sweet, short-chain, soluble carbohydrates upon my person

    By thecrench,   
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  22. "You have to take everything he says with a grain of salt." Says Mrs. Peanut speaking of her husband as he rolls his eyes hearing that joke yet again.

    By Mobster84,
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  23. El gato enfuego en mi pantalones, biiiiManan!

    By _SamanthaOh,
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  24. Hideous Luxembourg makes me wanna puke!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. "This prolapsed womb's been the tomb a' many a' drunken floosie", or so said Gramps' lower-back tattoo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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