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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. redacted

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  2. Hey diddle-diddle, this rat likes to piddle all over yo mamas face

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. When you look into the eyes of a child, you can see how stupid they truly are.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. C-3PO M G, R2 serious?

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out Stevie Wonder could see the whole time?

    By fredsolo,
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  6. We love you both, but we can't condone any union whose relationship moniker is Ottofelicia

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  7. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Bring back Joey.

    By fredsolo,
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  8. Turkey Trot? More like jerky trot!

    By JaJunk,
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  9. We here at Comedy Bang Bang appreciate our coupons as we like our pants - half off.

    By VonFaunch,
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  10. I'm trapped in a hole, but don't send help because I've grown to like it

    By Human,
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  11. If you take a hit of the bong wrong, you end up shaking your Bon-Bon to the "Thong Song" in your Long John's....and nobody wants that.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  12. If loving me is wrong then I don't want to be right-handed.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Objection, Your Honor, the defendant's milkshake has already been proven to have not brought all the boys to the yard.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. If you have time to lean, you have time to clean. If you have time to sit you have time to knit. If you have time to stand you should start a band.

    By AlexDale,   
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  15. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. This is public domain now, so let's all sing FAH CUE!!!!

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  16. Hello Matt Damon, we are mad that you are no longer on mars. Things were better there.

    By MitchellL.Shaw,   
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  17. Congratulations Kansas City Ball-fielders on their Super Bowl Field Scores now lets hit some home run comedy balls

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if you suck at basketball like my son Brandon!

    By RappinFrankMerchlewitz,
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  19. Well my bank manager thinks it's funny, and he's, well, you know ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. The following is a paid advertisement for Boner-B-Gone.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Glib Filbert fell about the ballot flinging guilt.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,
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  22. I thought, as a grocer, you'd be grosser

    By heavenchai,
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  23. Happy Thanksgiving you piece of shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Don Ameche is peachy, but Jessica Tandy is dandy

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  25. For the last time, it's not delivery or DiGiorno. It's my cousin Alex dressed as a pizza.

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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