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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you are Canadian take off your earbuds now...OK America Freedom Fighters, initiate Operation FEARWOLF

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Kneel, pat dick, harass.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Elvis was a hero to most . And you better believe he meant the same to me.

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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  4. They say if you love something, set it free... but they'll probably tell the police about how long you had them prisoner in your basement.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. Brian Dennehys' jambalaya sits uneasily on the foundation of vodka and uncertainty that had previously been your stomachs' only tennants.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Noël Coward dies a thousand deaths, the Atlanta Braves but one.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Hey what's up, what's up with whats?

    By NeftaliJacobMartinez,
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  8. Look. I'm not saying she's hot, but if she weren't my mom, I'd fuck her.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  9. Every acceptable executive exemplifies excrement exactly, while only certain crudely coined comics can codify creation compactly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Shenanagram? Den Oim yer man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Hey roomie, do you know if these prison jumpsuits are 100% cotton?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Funk me, sunk me, groovy battleship

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  13. Yes, hello? I'd like my money back for these Bare Naked Ladies tickets. What, this is a Dairy Queen? Let me speak to your manager.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  14. Watch me eat this pomegranate, you whore.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. Is that my uncle on TV? I think that's my uncle, guys. I'm gonna make a quick call.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. "Herman Monster" "Herman Monster" all I ever hear about lately is "Herman Monster".

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  17. redacted

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  18. Call me Ishmael. Seriously. I'd prefer it.

    By fishface,
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  19. Forget It Shake, It's Smoothietown

    By smitty,
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  20. Everyone knows an orange is not a fish, so why did you put so many in my aquarium?

    By LesterPipps,
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  21. Hey Rocky, watch me pull a baby outta my cootch

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Jimmy Kimmel never gets, don't you know Bruce Banner yet?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. I have half a mind to sue the doctor that performed my hemispherectomy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. What's up, President Hot Dog?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. My screenplay combines the action of a war movie with the fantasy of space travel and features monks with laser swords. I call it "Porky's 4".

    By Shampoodler,
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