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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Naw, I take that back -- If anything, I get TOO MUCH respect

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Your brother called and he wants his tube socks back!

    By CanadianBangBang,
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  3. Question of the Day is here to stay! It highlights and enthralls; it serves as a positive energy source - to all!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 449 views

  4. Before telling strangers that you listen to podcasts, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. The Illuminati is just LinkedIn for rich people

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Cosby just misheard the word 'consent': he misheard it with his nose.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. operation manshaft proves unbridled success - next week: self doubt hunts in packs

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. she makes me come down with a serious case of the scrote float - the old knutterfly syndrome, aka literal fall balls.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Move along, chum dog, and take your corn with you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. When I think of what song best describes me as a person, I have to go with "Hollaback Girl". I AIN'T no hollaback girl.

    By TheWorthog,
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  11. George R.R. Martin please stop your fartin' we're all just trying to sleep.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. I'm sorry Janet, I just can't handle circuses! They're too in-tents!

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  13. Pixar announces "Finding Dory". I haven't even seen Finding Neemo yet. What the fuck did Dory do to Neemo?

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  14. Osama? He gang bang. Obama? He's Kang's thang. Nowata? They slang wang.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  15. We got the beat, we got the beat, we got the beat.....HASHEEM Thabeet that is, we just signed him to a 10-day contract.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  16. There may be snow on the rooftop, but there are dildoes in the back door

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. What's up, shot dog (Old Yeller)?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. I'm Pro Football Hall of Famer and star of The Naked Gun O.J. Simpson, Ask Me Anything!

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Had I known this was a USED moustache comb, madam, I would never have agreed to your terms!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Soundtrack for the snoggins by Mr. Kenny Loggins.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. This ain't no ordinary glove.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Peter Pipper dicked a peck of dickled peppers.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  23. As Jim Morrison’s mom used to say to him, “Hey, once you’re finished opening up the doors of perception, how about you crack open the garbage can...

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  24. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I could stand here all day and give you a list of reasons why my client isn’t...

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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    • 509 views

  25. There are three kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, trees, and those who have a rare condition...

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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