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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I was in a hotel when someone yells, "fire!" And I was like, "HEY! NO SPOILERS!"

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the back it's mostly shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Let's be careful about how we explain this to grandma.

    By TheWorthog,
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  4. Objection, Your Honor! According to earlier testimony by this same informer, my client did NOT licky boom-boom down.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. In the immortal words of Gary Coleman, wow, I have not made good decisions.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Well, so much for that.. Here's some Comedy Bang Bang instead!

    By doucheydog,   
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  7. World Hashtag War 1 began with the assassination of Archduke Ampersand.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Celestial objects born of eternal fusion bend space & time in an ever-expanding universe & you wanna talk about our crippling debt? Set priorities.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. I'm going off the rails on a Frasier Crane.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Ok Cupid, find me someone stupid.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Welcome to Comedy Bon-Bon, today's flavor of the day is Peppermint Bang-Bang!

    By doucheydog,   
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    • 486 views

  12. "Father?", "Yes. son?", "I'm gonna bill you ... Mother? I'm gonna duck you Momma - all night long, on account of me billing Dad, it'd just be awkward.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Hey scumbag corporate sponsors! Cough up a phone with a decent sized screen so I can read these fucking things!!! at least a monocle ... something!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Like most men on the go, I appreciate a DEET-filled bug repellent on my tush.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. This meta-tale manuscript of yours is on the edge of STORY, Lady Gaga - Gobo, Hobo & Grampchamp Publishing is behind it ninety hundred percent.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. "Soup?" her California mystic asked. "It's quite delicious."

    By ShaiVardi,
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  17. I'm boycotting Minute Rice until they change their misleading name to the more honest Five Minute Rice.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. You're not my real dad, and neither am I! I guess we'll never truly know whose line it was anyway.

    By doucheydog,
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  19. Tony Shalhoub called

    By TimCousins,
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  20. The only points I'll be making on THIS podcast are toast points!

    By theoren_1,
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  21. Grab your bicycle, Bicycle Andy, there's trouble a-brewin' at the bicycle factory!

    By theoren_1,
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  22. Before I go to bed, I always make sure to sheet myself.

    By theoren_1,
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  23. Dog turd? How absurd, if cut this in three, would you like a third?

    By ProfessorCockington,
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  24. You'll be relieved to know that this horsemeat is 100% organic

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 464 views

  25. Get a move on, Billy -- those bull testicles aren't going to shave themselves

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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