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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I saw the sun, and it burned out both my eyes I saw the sun, life is demanding without the ability to see

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 185 views

  2. God created balls just to give comedians something they'll never be funnier than

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. I once borrowed a hat from Jason Mraz, now I'm just him

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Ants eat cum. What you do with that information is up to you, but there is no righteous path forward from here.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 187 views

  5. Look at all these cherries I got! Tonight I'm gonna be more like George ​​​​​​​NOSHington and shit

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. Bees bees bees, bees and some flies

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 149 views

  7. Let's hear it for Plutarch, He was much inspired by Plato, paid it forward to Rousseau, let's hear it for Plu-taaarch

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. I'm going back to Emerald City, I do believe I've had enough of this boring, monochrome-ass horse

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 133 views

  9. Tomorrow never comes, but it's so good at faking it that you'll never know the difference

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  10. Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on with Willow 2

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 1 reply
    • 161 views

  11. Slashers be choppin'

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 132 views

  12. Orbitz gum: all the chews that's bit to mint

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  13. The crabs are alive in the mound of pubic

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. I hate to break it to Deee-Lite, but the brain has far more grooves than the heart does. Nice try, Deee-Lite.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  15. Hasta luego, be gone from my Winnebago!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Hickory dickory dock, this witch was stealing my sock. But she won't get two, cuz now I use glue, if my rap's soup my beats is stock. Oh!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 123 views

  17. Zach Braff is Ray Romano at 1.5 speed.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  18. I like my sex like I like my architecture: brutalist.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Calling it now. The Magic Bullet blender is by far the best product tie-in to the JFK assassination.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 230 views

  20. If the heart is a lonely hunter, I think mine's about to turn the rifle on itself

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 128 views

  21. Who the frick approved there being a Phoebe Waller-Bridge AND a Phoebe Bridgers?!?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 169 views

  22. Have the Human Genome Project people identified the other 49 Hannahs Montana yet?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  23. I need Bumble for books. I'd rather wait for a good one to curl up with me

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 135 views

  24. Medium Young Rock doesn’t really look that much younger than Large Young Rock.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 182 views

  25. Can you believe that Estelle Getty took every single photograph in the Getty Images collection?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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