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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Put another log on the Wood You Rather pile for me, I've made some breakfast and comedy

    By sirrup,
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  2. It was Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick. The mystery of who farted has been solved.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. O.J., in the drawing room, with a lead pipe. This 90s edition of Clue is fun, but highly inaccurate

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Rememeber, remember the 25th of December

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Pere Noel! l'amour, la grand-mère

    By SteveH,
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  6. No one smokes in Star Wars but I bet the rednecks chewbacca.

    By RubberBoyWetLips,
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  7. I was once bitten so hard by a steampunk so hard I had to get a mechanical hand. I am now their God.

    By RubberBoyWetLips,
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  8. I was once bitten so hard by a steampunk that I had to get a mechanical hand. I am now their God.

    By RubberBoyWetLips,
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  9. Orchids mean sex. Isn't that right, Tristan and Isolde?

    By RubberBoyWetLips,
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  10. A rubber lip in the mechanical hand is worth two wet lips in the graveyard.

    By RubberBoyWetLips,
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  11. Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road with a can of corn tied to her tail and then we all went to

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. What's up, Cornelius?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the hoe thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. If at first you don't succeed: walrus walrus walrus

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Adhere ye, adhere ye, adhere ye: the dork court is now in session

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Catchphrase smetchphrase, lets ring in the New Year with a little something I like to call...a bell. Ring a ling a ding

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Shizz, snazz, wozzles, it's all the same to me. Made up words just not carrying their weight anymore. Furgles down 2% this quarter alone.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Repeat after me, little Jimmy: Coffee on the tongue, bird in the sky. Follow this rule and mommy never dies

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Hunky haircuts and hot pants in which you can see nuts, these are the days of our lives (that we wish we could forget)

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Sorry to coin a phrase, but 2016 is officially "Year of Fuck".

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Don't use bath salts in the shower, people.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  22. Give Pete a chance - he's nearly finished weaponizing that biochemical delivery system

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Salad, salad everywhere, but not a drop of dressing.

    By Jug Bandit,
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  24. 10, 9, 8, 6, 5, 4, 2, 1...Merry New Years, hipsters!

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 410 views

  25. 2016, another great year to slowly be disappointed by.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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