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1. Bilbo baggins would love to live long and prosper but he has too many hogwarts on his everdeen.

   By MaryAustin, January 3, 2016
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2. I found a car on the street, it was all out of beeps

   By Frenchfries, January 3, 2016
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3. I just registered to sex offend

   By Frenchfries, January 3, 2016
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4. It's called Yepper. Basically, it helps you find someone walking toward you, and you give each other a knowing nod as you pass by.

   By Benicio Del Bore-O, January 3, 2016
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5. Dude did you hear? Disney bought the rights to Your Nostalgia, and they're rebooting it!

   By Benicio Del Bore-O, January 3, 2016
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6. cool lik3 dat, yo

   By KrangkaDelic, January 3, 2016
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7. mash up names galore here guys

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8. There's a group of islands where texting is only allowed in parts of a cloth store. In the Text Isles Textiles Text Aisles.

   By JordanMaywood, January 3, 2016
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9. I'd love to have Nicholas II of Russia on the Comedy Bang Bang TV Show as a Guest Star Guest Tsar.

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10. I am so rich I have a heated pool... table!

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11. They call pigeons "rats with wings" which I don't think is fair... to hang-gliding rats.

    By JordanMaywood, January 3, 2016
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12. Breast milk is a "Girlie Drink."

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13. sweet dreams, diabetes sufferers

    By KrangkaDelic, January 3, 2016
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14. knock knock. who's there? joke grenade.

    By KrangkaDelic, January 3, 2016
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15. feels like it's recording time...better start flooding this place with ceepees. and stop talking to myself out loud about it.

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16. Before we start, what everyone needs to know is that I'm a really, really cool guy.

    By Kevinpalooza, January 3, 2016
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17. I don't know nothing about nobody unless it was a plot line in an Archie comic.

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18. Welcome to Antiques Roadshow and sir, right off the bat I can tell you those are recently made anal beads.

    By Shampoodler, January 3, 2016
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19. Lincoln Logs, linking blogs, poppin bottles at full throttle.

    By Shampoodler, January 3, 2016
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20. El Nino getting California all wet. Cue the porn music.

    By Pure Guava, January 3, 2016
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21. If you think God never gives you more than you can handle, then clearly you've never watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

    By rob_m, January 3, 2016
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22. better shut in than shut out

    By KrangkaDelic, January 3, 2016
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23. Bitches get knishes

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24. i got my roots in third wave ska, and both my hands down your sisters' bra

    By KrangkaDelic, January 3, 2016
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25. The artificially extended masturbatory bout ended about aswell as anyone expected.

    By KrangkaDelic, January 3, 2016
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