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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When the dogs of war let loose their thunderous barks, kennel 'em

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  2. Since cutting onions makes you cry, I think I’ll grab one when my mom dies

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  3. Go hug yourself or I'm gonna come over there and show you how much I really care!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. Baloney is just Meat Roll-Ups, and personally, I'm ready for some Meat By The Foot to hit the market

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Time can’t fly if I keep killing it

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  6. Condoms are the cheapest coffins.

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  7. If God won’t even watch me jerk it, how am I supposed to work it?

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  8. Shave the proposal into your chest hair, then make her fish the engagement ring out of your wild, unkempt bush

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Well, well, well. Looks like little Johnny Baskethouse got himself a Nintendo

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  10. The best three things to buy together are ipecac, laxatives, and a stopwatch

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. My given name is Thomas Drew, but my friends all call me, “Hey, Fuck You.”

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  12. I was gonna go to college, but in the end, I just put a little mercury in everyone else's coffee instead.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. So, I didn't pass the bar exam, but I did pass out in that tiki bar. 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Man, you know what's hot? Titties.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Vegetables are good in stew, but some fit best inside of you

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. The devil went down on Georgia and she won’t shut up about it.

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  17. Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs. Bases loaded, down by 3. Coach calls for a pinch hitter as the familiar strains of Chubby Checker's "The Twist" play over the P.A. Up to the plate strides M. Night Shyamalan.

    By Brad Attitude,
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  18. You’re gonna honestly sit there and tell me NONE of the Muppets are sexy?! Fuck you.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Life is a flower. That weird flower that blooms very rarely and smells awful.

    By Facelist,
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  20. Let's just address the elephant in the room. I'll put pants on afterwards.

    By Facelist,
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  21. "Hey now, my cats meow!"

    By Facelist,
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  22. "What's up,turtle?"

    By Facelist,
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  23. Just wanted to give a heads up. It's just like seven up but full of cum.

    By Facelist,
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  24. For an ogre, life moves pretty fast. If you don't stomp and lurk around once in a while, you could myth it

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 164 views

  25. Pez Spencer. The real inveterate. Now the winter of his dispense.

    By Facelist,
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    • 162 views
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