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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As nipple sensitivity increases, productivity decreases

    By wallyf,
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    • 416 views

  2. If laughter's the best medicine, I'm Doc Comedy and this episode will cure any ailment! Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor and this episode won't heal you

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  3. I ordered a pound cake and this only weighs a quarter of a pound! And it's a cheeseburger, not a cake! This is the last time I order from you!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  4. Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine it's making me uncomfortably attracted to cartoon mice

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  5. Hey now, you're an all star, this is baseball, punch us if you're angry

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  6. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, because I spilled it, and all ants are male, right?

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Somebody shoot me myself and Irene before the three of us get too far into this puzzle called love

    By LesterPipps,
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  8. If Orange is the New Black, is it racist to drink OJ in the morning? Or are those unrelated thoughts?

    By LesterPipps,
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  9. Sweet Audrey, do not fret, there is enough tuna steaks for all!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. Ukeleles are the chodes of the guitar world.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. Your roundhouse kicks have no power here, for this house is square, as are most others!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. Feels Weird Al.

    By holybjork,
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  13. Knock knock....whose there....veteran noted character actor Bill Pullman

    By coachleo,
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  14. If you give a man a Jingle, he will Jingle for one day... If you teach a man to Jingle, he will JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!!!

    By Miami Reese,
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  15. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then I'm rich. I'm a bird salesman.

    By Redd,
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  16. Can you suggest a good pole doctor Dr. Pol for my hurty hurty pee hole?

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. "Baby, baby, baby ohhh / Like baby, baby, baby nooo!" Justin Bieber, my baby!

    By IndianMarcSummers,
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  18. There once was a Rowdy Saudi in a Gaudy Audi with a pouty outtie

    By brawny216,
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  19. Girl you got me so hot I'm sweatin' in my jeans

    By brawny216,
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  20. Brought to you by Smeetâ„¢! the magical meat-like treat! What is it? It's Smeetâ„¢!

    By brawny216,
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  21. If your drinking then I'll take your keys good sir and I'll lock your family in the panic room with my twin Cross-eyed Ken

    By buttermetwice,
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  22. Don't do drigs

    By buttermetwice,
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  23. Scott Aukerman more like Squat Aukerman...Glutes are looking Great bro

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  24. buhhhhhh...here goes nuthin'!

    By tartan,
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  25. Catchphrase

    By JasonBumblesDeWitt,
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