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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ah! The fruits of life. I love bananas!

    By BenjaminAllen,
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  2. Which is worse to find in your food? Human hair or animal hair? America you be the judge.

    By BlakeThielmann,
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  3. My eyes are wide open, so stop throwing things at my mouth.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. The garden of Love is green without limit and... wait, is that a dog shit?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. What is helter skelter anyway? And why do people keep singing about it?!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. Oh, I thought it was the birds OR the bees! Thank you for clarifying, Principal Johnson.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. We went Dutch on his woman's touch.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. When life gives you lemons, repeat an old-timey proverbial phrase.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. 4 out of 8 people agree: the ratio could have been reduced to 1/2

    By AceFutrell,
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  10. Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St. Clement's. Shut up, bells! You don't control me anymore

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Like Dr. King, I also have a dream, but mine involves bears on unicycles jousting with each other and some other stuff I can't talk about

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. But if you want to know about stamps, lollipops and 9 volt batteries, you're gonna have to go to lickipedia.com

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. The Devil went down to the Giorgio Moroder concert, he was lookin' for a synth to feel

    By bale_of_hail,
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  14. so if you write on the internet it stays on the internet, right?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Weight a goddamned kilogram BOY, you didn't even slice the onions

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. See the man. His weathered face turned towards the horizon, his gnarled hands caressing an overripe grapefruit. He will have his revenge.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. prease stop mekking fun of tha whey i shpeak

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. Brothers precede unsavory ladies.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. education is an anagram of education

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. The guy who invented the fleshlight has a real cumrags-to-riches story.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. I believe you can see the bunny, sir, but I am unwilling to accept it's named Harvey. That's a people name.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. I support climate change. The earth is just making the choice to be what it believes it was born to be.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. If they cure mental illness were will I get my weaved baskets?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. I don't claim to be an expert on anal sex, butttttt....

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Good evening, ladies and germophobes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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