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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Balcony recap, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  2. Balcony recap, one is the loneliest number.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  3. Balcony recap, eat, pray, love.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  4. Balcony recap, Ignorance is bliss.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  5. Balcony recap, hello from the outside.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  6. Balcony recap, in Russia Balcony's you.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  7. Balcony recap, I could see it coming from a mile away.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  8. Balcony recap, you gotta ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky?" Well do you punk?

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  9. Balcony recap, don't be so short sighted.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  10. Balcony recap, you say goodbye, I say hello.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  11. Balcony recap, ok I'm done.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  12. Can we skip the shoes part and just do it

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. I may be "J'Son born", but I'm not Matt Damon. My name is Peter Quill a.k.a. Star Lord, I'm sure you've heard of me.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  14. say my name (again)

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Compassion is not throwing it at a comic who already knows he’s bombing and can’t afford dry cleaning.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  16. I searched the graveyard for any sign of the killer but all I found was some used condoms. Really guys? A graveyard?

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. They they are, all a'hootin and a'hollerin and here I am... Gay.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  18. Well damn, here I was thinking "Hodor" was referring to the entrance to the ladies restroom *tilts peacock feathered top hat and struts away*

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  19. Molly Ringwald had a bear / Molly Ringwald had no hair / Molly Ringwald was mauled and bald, y'all

    By EricWeaver,
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  20. Explain to me why it's considered "labor" to lay around in bed and wait for a baby to pop out

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. im getting a back tattoo of duncan trussell drawing god 69ing the devil to go with my job as commissar for night cloaks at the comedy store

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those beekeeper's sneakers?

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  23. Mama told me there'd be days like this..."Durrl be dafes." Mama had a bad lisp, a cleft palette, and was exceedingly literal.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Looks like the cat's outta the bag. And so much for my favorite bag, now generously imbued with the rancid urine of a transient cat. Fuck you cat.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Attention shoppers, "Sandpaper Dave" is no longer offering free handjobs inside the wicker wardrobe. Crate and Barrel apologizes for the inconvenience

    By CaptPukeFish,
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