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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sauce you drizzle, drip you dip, but don't you dare drop the slop!

    By Cecil Sh'nubbin,
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  2. Amber Heard Janet Yellen because James Spader

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 384 views

  3. 80s kids remember: Eating raw hamburger meat for breakfast and throwing yourself through a plate glass window every time a muppet baby was euthanized.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 363 views

  4. Leggo my Eggo, and hand me the Prego. We're having waffle -ghetti again tonight.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  5. It was a hobo on mushrooms shitting into the finger holes of a bowling bowl. The Hardy boys would need more than their sexy, boyish charm this time.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 355 views

  6. How's it hanging, Daytona Beach! No? Hold on, let me look through my rolodex of local references.

    By MasonNorris,
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  7. If Piglet wore a wiglet, would his 'do entice Pooh into finally saying, "I love you, honey, now put it in my butt."

    By sherbert_knows,
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  8. i see london; i see france. looks cool. never been there.

    By Dr Buck Double,
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  9. I'd buy that for a dollar. Because that's what it costs, the price tag says it right here, see: $1.00. Yes I need a bag.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Look it up Scotty, look it up! O.K. I'm going to need a dexterity check on that look action, what's Scotty's armor class?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 412 views

  11. He died doing the thing he loved most: Back-alley dolphin abortions. We're gonna miss you, you brave, delusional weirdo

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 378 views

  12. Laughter is the best medicine, unless your pen is illin, then it's penicillin

    By BenWintermute,   
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  13. How bout these potholes? I mean it's like, "what road are we driving on, cookie sheet boulevard?!"

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. In a moment of picnic Frenchfries quackly creates a catchphase when she realizes he posted the same catchphrase mice

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. It's called a "sky" train but it runs underground. I must be in Vancouver

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. A realtor, a hippie and a dog walked into a bar. I must be in Vancouver

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. It's great to be in Vancouver, where sex shops outnumber bookstores by a 3 to 1 margin... which is to say there are 3 sex shops and 1 bookstore

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 298 views

  18. Hey everyone, after the show let's all meet at the downtown Starbucks

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Beer is not allowed on this beach, but heroin and crack are OK. Welcome to Vancouver

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 320 views

  20. Whattaya say we close all the windows and make the biggest hotbox ever

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 349 views

  21. Vancouver life tip: If you need an umbrella, go to any place of business and tell them you think you left a black umbrella behind last time

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 260 views

  22. I saw hundreds of people lined up in front of a packing crate today; the winning bid was 1.2 mil

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. The glaucoma rate in this town is off the charts

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 336 views

  24. What's up, Japadog?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 339 views

  25. The show 'Limitless' has ended. Is that a paradox? I don't know. But what I do know is that I want that pill.

    By TheCredibleHulk,
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