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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You cream, I cream, we all cream is my entire to-do list for this orgy

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  2. Visit donordate.com today! Our website's algorithm matches up desperate singles with singles in desperate need of a kidney!

    By JaredGranda,
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  3. Control yourself, by god, before you make a mockery of this whole eclair!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  4. It's called sex in a hot air balloon, you big galoot...so don't just stand there, get in!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  5. Hi Dad!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  6. Flexible bros can touch their toes but will not rest until they get self-blown

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. I've ordered 1,700 pot pies and have yet to find even a glimpse of a pot, not even a pan! These teeth aren't going to shatter themselves.

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. I've got a monkey on my back, a frog in my throat, butterflies in my stomach, and a warning never to return to the San Diego Zoo.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  9. Don't ever take life for granted....wait you're talking about the Mob Boss Grant Ted right? Okay yeah, definitely don't do it.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  10. You're right, being a mushroom farmer is a lot of fun... but my name isn't Gus

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Hide your horseskins dude, you act like you never seen an aspirin flatbread with drizzled nail powder.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  12. I had a crab named Henry, I never asked why he was irritable.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  13. You say tomato, I say extra pickles but hold the onions.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  14. One, Two, Three. I used to have a personality, but you got me.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  15. Princess Leia, but nobody ever went to bed with the Queen.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  16. An octopus, but the squid was a lady.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  17. A crow had a row with the way I mow, but I don't feed into that seed.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  18. A sheep had a good chance of passing its finals, but it rammed instead of crammed.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  19. My friend was a bloody mess, but luckily none got on my dress. It was still the best prom all along.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  20. I once had a girl, or should I say, she is transitioning

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. There's no "we" in "team" either, coach

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. I'm sorry about last night's incident, but in fairness you should have told me about your no-snakes policy BEFORE you hired me as a babysitter

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. In other news, Malcolm McJizzum was given the key to the city, after being elected by The Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  24. Sun's out, guns out! Happy now, NRA?!

    By SydMulholland,
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  25. If you can think of a better catchphrase, go fuck yourself.

    By SydMulholland,
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