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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A stalag-MITE is a rock formation that rises from the floor of a cave. A stalac-TITE is what killed my dad.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. One two, buckle my shoe. Three, four shut the door. Five, six I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

    By TongueBeetle Spiderhorse,
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  3. Horse wrangler by day. Wrangler jeans wearing, Jeep Wrangler driver by night.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Welcome to The Month of 800 Haikus

    By jimmybc,
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  5. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's considered a foul

    By jimmybc,
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  6. In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln "Let no man waste a boner for isn't each and every boner simply a loaner?"

    By Quranansaurrus Rex,   
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  7. Toilet seat dilated to 23 centimeters, better slide the pipe on out before the Stanley Cup gets awarded to the wrong feminist

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. The sister-wives and I agree. Godzilla is not guilty.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  9. What happens in purgatory stays in purgatory!

    By JacobCorona,
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  10. After we broke up, there was no one left to finish my

    By JacobCorona,
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  11. Meatball sandwiches are the best kind of ball sandwiches.

    By JacobCorona,
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  12. Freud was both a psychoanalyst and a phallusopher

    By JacobCorona,
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  13. Rogeneezer Scrooge was then visited by the ghost of ChrisMintz Plasse

    By JacobCorona,
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  14. If killing people is "wrong," then I don't WANT to be caught!

    By JacobCorona,
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  15. The saddest part about these hilarious moodswings is how angry they make me!

    By JacobCorona,
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  16. Dos of my Equis live in Texas

    By JacobCorona,
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  17. There's no rule that says a dog can't be president - Air Bud 2016

    By JacobCorona,
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  18. Who shot first, Han Solo or the egg?

    By JacobCorona,
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  19. If it swims like a bird and quacks like a plane, it's probably a Superman

    By JacobCorona,
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  20. Call me racist but Hitler's Aryans all looked alike

    By JacobCorona,
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  21. Neglect your herb garden to kill some thyme

    By JacobCorona,
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  22. Is that a Samsung Galaxy Note in your pocket or is your wide flat penis happy to see me?

    By JacobCorona,
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  23. If the shoe fits like a duck, gotta be a duckshoe

    By JacobCorona,
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  24. The Hills Have Eyes with the sound of music

    By JacobCorona,
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  25. primp primp its the shrimp king, come to gather me shrimps

    By yodellingwalrus,
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