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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just to let anyone know who hasn't already heard, I've retired the catchphrase portion of this show, so please stop sending in your suggestions. Serio

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  2. Maybe I'm just not smart enough, but I think it's hard to use the word "ostentatious" without sounding like I'm literally being "Austin, Texas."

    By MrChiggins,
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  3. I should probably say before we begin that I just accidentally insulted all of today's guests. I'm very sorry everyone. They are still looking at me q

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  4. Sometimes I like to do the podcast in the nude, but all my guests have to sign NDAs so they can't tell anyone about it.

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  5. When I acted on that Craigslist ad for "Cheap Beef Curtains", I was really hoping for meaty window treatments. Alas, twas not to be.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. So there I am, balls deep. Who'd have thought it would be so tough to escape a child's plastic ball pit?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Come, Mister batting-man, riddle me this riddle. Dark knight come and me wanna gotham.

    By KickMuncher3,
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  8. No, I said I was here to have my TUBES tied. Now, what am I supposed to do wth this tangled mass of brass?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. He was a bored house-husband. She, an encyclopedia saleswoman. Their love knew no bounds. Except for the ones she used to tie him to the bed.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. What's going down, hamburger? Wow. That was a really bad catchphrase submission. Who wrote that? JohnnyWalker? What a stinker! That guy should find so

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  11. This is my last Comedy Bang Bang show before I hand over hosting duties to EarWolf forum member, JohnnyWalker. He has no show hosting abilities whatso

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  12. Someone on today's show really stinks. I can't say who, but I'm looking at them right now.

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  13. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  14. Yes, we have a brick-and-mortar Google store in my town. It's called the library

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Sorry about all these shitty catchphrases, guys. I guess I still haven't gotten over the death of Abe Vigoda

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Jeez, get a sense of humour, lady. What did you expect me to say when you picked up those milk jugs

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. What? You you're not recording? Well hurry up and fix it, you moron. Are you ready yet? This is ridiculous. Don't you know who I am? I'm Scott Auckerm

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  18. I had unprotected sex with a pizza, got a real case of the Noids. Could this have been avoided? Not if you saw this pizza.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. I WISH we could afford Elijah Wood, we had to settle for Elijah laminate.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. I'll miss you my little dumpling, but you were a cruel and wonton woman, small, Chinese and filled with meat.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Train station full of boats gets me heart a racin

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. The following program contains descriptions of sexual situations that may be unsettling to anyone but Jason Mantzoukas. Please proceed with caution.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. My alter ego is Seat Takerman, whose catch phrase is thus: I'm not staring at your butt! I just want that sweet seat!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. In the words of the late Snoop Dogg, "I smoke a lot of sticky, and that's why I'm not on time."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. To honor the death of the inventor of the Big Mac, I will now stuff two meat patties down my throat and allow myself to be covered in special sauce.

    By Frenchfries,
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