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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tread lightly heavy foot Jim

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. In our spare times we battle hair crimes, barter bootleg dog beware signs, and shoot some cute dead frog and bear vines, these two look like they're..

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  3. Let's beat feet to Fleet Street for that famous meat treat!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. People who throw stones should make carefully considered real estate choices.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. She was cut from a cloth somewhere between leather and lace, the whiskey-eyed blonde whose kisses stuck to your teeth like burnt sugar #’fume 'mercial

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. How come they say ‘go stick your head up your ass’, and don’t say ‘put your headquarters in your hindquarters and make a dollar?’

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. Just got a new car, it’s a Lewis from England and a stick shift. So if you wanna grab coffee I’ll pick you up in a manual Lewis.

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. The burn of her perfume was familiar to his eyes, not that it smelled bad, she was just extrasensory. I’m Matthew McConaughey.

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. CBB: Promising more uncomfortable metaphors than an incestuous romantic comedy penned by Charlie Kaufman and directed by Jerry Seinfeld

    By dog_in_space,
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  10. Sorry for kicking you in the family jewels but you have to admit your scrotum's a weird place to keep diamond encrusted heirlooms.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Do androids short out their electric sheep if they have wet dreams?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Yeah, but have you read Conductor Stevenson's book "The Fucking Awful Train Robbery"?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Vamos a guano loco!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. I hate to be a party pooper, but could you direct me to the commode?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. We give the handicapped their own parking spots and bathrooms, yet the ungrateful bastards still won't let us pet their dogs.

    By floppyarmadillo,
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  16. I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say it. Okay, here I am out on this limb. It. It it it. It it, it it it. It.

    By greazey_bob,
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  17. My evil plan begins by getting Michael Keaton to say Beetlejuice three times.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. I don't care what Jesus would do, now wrestle!

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. "Right sweet straight heat street meat causing late night sheet streaks"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  20. "Would you help Jack on a horse? Would you help Jack Woltz move this horse head out of his bed"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  21. "Ruh roh Raggy, ri ron't rink re'll re rable ro ride raphnes rody rhat reasily"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  22. "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack hurry the fuck up I can hear the cops coming"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  23. "Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam-" were the last words heard by passengers on Flight 437 before Little Richard....

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  24. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But let's be honest, if you've got even one bird in your bush, it may be time for a waxing.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. I don't know which is wurst, liver or brat!

    By Shampoodler,
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