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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I want a Meryl in the Streeps and a geek in the cleates

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  2. Making a list. Checking it twice. The NSA is really taking the holidays seriously.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. Totes McGoats, but don't ghost with my toast.

    By MommysBaklava,
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  4. If you need somebody to do small repairs around the house, just look in the mirror and say "handyman" five times

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. tongue tied timer

    By AccordionBot,
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  6. One out of five dentists hope you don't look too closely into their credentials.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. samsung's ceo just lost his hair!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Misery loves "Three's Company"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. "If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to read," says the National Association for Adolescent Literary

    By PurpleReagan,
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  10. TSA ALERT! If you Seeso something sayso! At $3.99 a month it's a bargain at thrice the price, while half the price would just be a bad business Mode

    By AccordionBot,
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  11. Why is it that "Star Wars" makes millions of dollars but my movie "Sars Wart" was terribly received. It's practically spelled the same!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb And no other fingers because her dumb hand is deformed.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. When shopping for Martin Scorsese films I don't just rush right in and buy Kundun... I browse.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. The endless legal battles following the death of the last of the Stooges proved the old saying true; Moe money, mo' problems

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. Never meet your heroes, the other day I found out Shampoodler was actually Lorne Michaels.

    By Frenchfries,
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  16. Last night I farted on my roomates. Infantile? Maybe. Guile, from Street Fighter? No.

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. Unless its Horse from Kappa Delta Phi, he'll drink anything.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. Sesame Street was a false flag operation and I've gotta be the one to blow this thing wide open

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  19. King Kong ain't got shit on Denzel Washington but Samuel L Jackson better watch his back

    By drewxblood,
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  20. Where did the time go? It didn't go anywhere, that's not how time works

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Wreck my balls with cows of golly la la la la la la la la la

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Pistol shrimp’s gimbal grips made thimble tent’s tremble bits dimple vents on whimple’s gents.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 325 views

  23. To make a long holiday short: Twas the night before whatever and to all a good night.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Fake pain for my fuck buddies, fuck pain for my fake buddies, and slut shaming for my hubby bubby because he gets around.

    By Bonnie Prince Gnarley Dude,
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  25. If Ryan Gosling is a real human being then I guess I’m eating goose tonight. Yum yum!

    By Bonnie Prince Gnarley Dude,
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