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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He’s a world-renowned soap sculpture artist who’s always outraged about everything. This week on the premier episode of: Soapist.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. Nothing but obscure Star Wars references and rathtar hunting in the twon ketee system

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. Mickey Mouse’s closet is ten square feet with round shoes

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  4. Home of the world famous Lauren Lapkus prom invitation catchphrase rejection

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  5. If you’re listening on Earth, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. If you’re listening on Glaktor 7, welcome to Comedy Pew Pew.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. I can’t get it up. My wife is fed up. We’re The Flaccid The Furious.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. Prostitution is the original paywall.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. It may be true that you've been through the desert on a horse, but he has a name and it's beautiful.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  9. i tried telling a joke at a dinner party but i wasn't on the invite list. i hate you dianne.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. Roses are red, violets are glorious, never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius

    By nutbuster69,
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  11. set up camp to the west of the wall, west of the wall, set up camp, we are the best of them all

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. hey buddy I don't mean to cause a fence to be built between our yards but your dog has been throwing feces at the garage door again

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. If I had a dime for every trombone I've taken to the testicles, I'd have enough to make two phone calls in 1987.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. I'm happy to fill your cannoli with some stromboli, if you let me rub my ziti on your titi.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. Bagels on bagels on bagels on bagels

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Look, I don't want to step on anyone's toes, but this floor is composed entirely of severed human toes.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. There Ain't No Cure for the Summertime Blues except AIDs so you might be better off with the Summertime Blues

    By Ryan Riddell,
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  18. Elvis clones rob spam factory story at 11 after an all new 227.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. The setup to the car joke said to the payoff: "I'll race you to the punchline I hope you like Hawaiian."

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. Never date subordinates at work. Aside from the ethical issues, it’s always awkward when they remind you to sign their time card in the shower.

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  21. Two in the pink, one in the pink: a tale of love and Oreo Peeps

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  22. Reading between the lines is an easy was to never finish a book.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  23. On this date in 1970 a guy said 69'ing was so last year.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Trapscallion yawl craps on stallions yawl

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. I love peanut butter and was born in March. I'm a Reese's Pisces.

    By Justa Punn,
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